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Chapter 5 the Corn Field
One day when Mrs. Hummer was home from work, she said to her husband, “Oh, well. I think a farm is not very good, and I think I know the reason for that.” “What?” Said Mr. Hummer, who was busy working away in his shed, fixing the tractor, in which the engine had broken down. “I don’t think we have that beautiful and lovely golden kind of corn when Autumn comes.” said Mrs. Hummer. You have to know half of the world’s corn is grown in America. You know everyone was sensible enough to have corn in the best farms. “Well I think everyone should be envious of our farm,” said Mr. Hummer. “Well a farm is something anyone should be proud of,” said Mrs. Hummer. But that’s just the thing. It is my dream to keep just a little patch of corn. And I’ll have it, John Hummer. I am afraid that you’ll have to take that thought out of my mind before evening and before supper. Or I will keep thinking about it and I won’t be able to fall sleep. And I don’t want to be bothered by your loud snoring, because I always fall asleep before you do, because I’m busier than you every day. You can snore down anything—maybe even a skyscraper—or maybe a group of skyscrapers. And we’d better get some corn seed now.” “Today may be the best time,” said Mr. Hummer. The best time to change the thing in your mind. So tomorrow came. And still Mrs. Hummer complained about it.
This day was Saturday. Mrs. Hummer did not have anyone to babysit, so she came along with Mr. Hummer to his shoe polishing on the streets and she complained about corn all day long. When it was time for bed at 9 o’clock, Mr. Hummer couldn’t stand it anymore. He was fed up with hearing Mr. Hummer saying “Oh look at those wonderful corn fields we don’t have. I just think we ought to have a patch of corn, even if it’s a little one. It will be my dream for 365 years. The next day, Mr. Hummer took his wife firmly by the hand and said, “Don’t keep complaining about the corn. I won’t hear it any more. I am going to buy the seeds today,” and he dragged her off into his little truck and off they all went, with Frederick in the backseat with a blanket pulled over him, still sleeping. He slept all the way because he always got up at 8 o’clock, because he was a lazy boy as well as a naughty one. And Mr. and Mrs. Homer always got up at 6:30. So they bought 2 packs of corn seeds and threw them about all into the mud. Frederick grabbed one or two handfuls of corn seed and flung them into the air and said, “Corn seeds surprise! Good day! Lovely patch of yellow in the Autumn!” Mr. Hummer rolled his eyes. “If you keep on shouting,” he said, “I will send you to bed without any supper tonight. You are only allowed to have a cup of water beside you and nothing else.” Frederick stopped immediately. So after a day of hard work of watering, shooing away worms, rabbits, birds and stuff, the seeds began to grow and grow. Then one day, green stems and leaves popped out everywhere. By the time autumn came, they were flooded with the sight of yellow and golden corn, just like the autumn leaves falling from the trees. “Ha, that’s the site I like,” said Mrs. Hummer. “And don’t forget you are the one who is not to be proud. It is me who thought of that idea.” “Oh yes, Captain,” said Mr. Hummer. I should never be the one to be proud of. I will put it in the newspaper. |
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