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江湖

<p align="center">3000年的自动刮胡刀不需要乱七八糟的乳液和泡沫也能让爸爸保持好的仪表。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124510.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />到了3000年，当你生病的时候，特殊的设备会自动照料好你鼻涕不断的鼻子<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124513.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /><font color="#008000">到了3000年，你身上的衣服会根据时尚潮流自动更换<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124514.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />到了3000年，只要几秒钟就可以变成日晒的健康肤色。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124515.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />未来，运动也会变得省事。你睡觉的时候机器帮你锻炼就好了。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124516.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /><font color="#008000">戴上3000年的飞行帽后，想要到处走走可比骑车快多了，也方便多了。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124517.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />到了3000年，如果你敢敲脏话的话，电脑就会惩罚你<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124518.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />穿上3000年四条腿的牛仔裤，去哪都不怕没地方坐了。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124519.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />在将来，就算你想去另外一个大州也可以开车去了。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124521.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />为了节约能源，到了3000年，所有的校车司机都会换成独轮杂技演员。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124522.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />到了3000年，在停车标志面前，汽车不停也得停。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124523.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />到了3000年，不再是你背包了，而是包背你。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124537.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />到了3000年，化妆会变得简单得多。<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124538.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />将来有一天，调台时你也可以不换节目而只是换节目里的某个演员<img src="http://image2.sina.com.cn/cul/upload/43/1080/20060215/622/124510/124539.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

tianqunping

那一刻，我是看不到了

荣誉勋章

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wpopw

但愿别全中。

wu dong

哈哈!