“妙趣对话1”：

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现在虎头的词儿可多了，中午我送他去邻居奶奶家（今天下午老师学习），他听外面的风呜呜的，就开始搞怪：“啊！我不敢出门了！风会把我吹跑的！”<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/60.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> “得了吧，还男生呢！”“可是我是小孩子，我很嫩，我是春天的花骨朵，我是碧绿的小蒜苗，风会把我吹坏的！”<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/13.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我哈哈大笑，还没张嘴反击，儿子替我说了：“你还林黛玉呢！”我们经常在家胡说八道（嘿嘿，尤其他爹不在家的时候，才是人民为所欲为呢<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/baby03.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> ）他爸爸还是要给他规矩的（好在对我没有要求<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/13.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> ）。比如：“儿子，你的小脚丫白胖白胖的，晚上煮汤得了！”<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/60.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 儿子波澜不惊：“煮我爸爸吧，他肉多”<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/13.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> “可他比较老。”“没关系，小火多焖会儿。”幸亏他爸爸没听到<img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/baby03.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/baby03.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/baby03.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.qbaobao.com/forums/images/smilies/baby03.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />