【贴图】蛋 蛋 全 集

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世界很小，是一个蛋<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371757667349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>表面看来，我只是一个普通的蛋~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371631648517.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>但从我是个小孩子的时候，就表现出了许多超人的能力~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371331873535.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>我热爱体育~ 篮球玩的还算不错，大家都喜欢称我为麦克．乔蛋~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371281907349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>有时候也去英超玩玩，为了不过于引人注目，我给自己起了个名字叫——蛋壳汗姆~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371749068947.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>但是裁判的黑哨很快就让我厌倦了比赛~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371522224588.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>身体中流淌的运动细胞，让我不能放弃我热爱的体育~我，又迷上了棒球~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371967588536.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>追星族让我不得闲暇，只好自己找点乐子听听音乐~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371753514040.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>远离sars，在家上网最安全~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371970906412.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>或许我的艺术太前卫，大家都看不懂，于是他们叫我——蛋．芬奇~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/10668816912003711295172192.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>

牧师

没有知音，很郁闷，唱几句铜锤花脸爽爽吧~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371455433252.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>在家闷着心里就像长了草~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371842966076.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>于是晚上我决定去一个叫中新天地的蛋蛋酒吧~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371781982006.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>侍应生站在一个啤酒桶后面问我想喝点什么~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371685235287.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>啤酒，我说~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371591014866.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>没想到他给我的是扎啤，好像里面还兑了酒精~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371931044436.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>很快我就微有醉意了，“给我个柠檬”，我对啤酒桶侍应生说~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371220822782.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>这时候走过来一个女人，“可以请我喝一杯吗”，她问~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371800342764.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>我当然要保持男人应有的风度，“当然”，我回答~~但她却只点了一杯饮料~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371840447349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>她用深情地眼光看着我，令我神迷意乱~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371828312921.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>不知是因为我那天没戴眼镜~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371945789891.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>还是她的衣服太过性感~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371779119626.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>我心中的恶魔慢慢滋长~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371708427349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>像伊甸园的毒蛇破壳而出，诱我吞噬禁果~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371898787349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>

牧师

给你我的手机号码吧，以后可以联系，我对她说~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371320528161.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>“此你就是我的老公了”，她说~“不会吧！”，我心里暗道~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371192865478.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>“你说，我是不是你的天使？”“……”<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371740616594.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>不回答？今天有你的好看！<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371682441635.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>“……”...... “饶了我吧”~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371277789137.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>“天哪！我不行了！”~~我要吐血而亡了~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371328102081.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>就算粉身碎骨也不能绕了你！”健康的我充满活力的我热爱艺术的我前途无限的我倒在一个女人身下~~也许如果不是这一夜我会变成一只健康的小鸡~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371436607349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0 pop="Click here to open new window" resized="true"><img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371175335987.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>但是我的脑壳在这一夜秀逗了，成了她的裙下亡魂~~<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371667475448.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>没有了我的世界，依旧转动~~但我已经感受不到~用生命换来的短暂欢愉让我悔之莫及~下辈子我不再放荡。<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066881691200371318117570.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window';}" border=0>

丫丫妈妈

？？？？

丫丫妈妈

！！！！

天问

丫丫妈妈 怎么了？

葡萄干

很喜欢这些蛋蛋，不过后面的好像跟楼主的“一个鸡蛋的故事”重复了。 <img src='images/smiles/rolleyes.gif' smilietext=':rolleyes:' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt=':rolleyes:' />

cluster

都很精美

hhbbqq

不错，有意思。

唐朝

有意思。