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阿凡提的驴

石小四和史肖石
石小四，史肖石，一同来到阅览室。
　　石小四年十四，史肖石年四十。
　　年十四的石小四爱看诗词，年四十的史肖石爱看报纸。
　　年四十的史肖石发现了好诗词，忙递给年十四的石小四，年十四的石小四见了好报纸，忙递给年四十的史肖石。

天上七颗星
天上七颗星，
　　地上七块冰，
　　台上七盏灯，
　　树上七只莺，
　　墙掀呙抖ぁ?BR>　　吭唷吭唷拔脱七枚钉。
　　喔嘘喔嘘赶走七只莺。
　　乒乒乓乓踏坏七块冰。
　　一阵风来吹来七盏灯。
　　一片乌云遮掉七颗星。

英语绕口令 Tongue twisters
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.

Notes:
1. Finnish:芬兰的
2. fissure:裂缝

Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?


Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies.

Notes:
1. bun:小圆面包
2. bait:挑逗，逗弄

A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

Note:
1. swan:天鹅
2. swiftly:迅速地；快捷地


Mr. Cook said to a cook: >Look at this cook-book. It's very good.> So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.
A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: >It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!>
Note:
1. rite:仪式；典礼
2. aright:正确地


Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
Note:
1. block:大楼；大厦

A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly >Let's flee!> and the fly said to the flea >Let's fly!> Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
Note:
1. flea:跳蚤
2. trap:设陷阱；诱捕
3. flue:烟筒，通气管
4. flee:逃跑
5. flaw:裂痕；裂缝


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
Note:
1. a peck of :许多，大量的
2. pickled:腌制的
3. pepper:辣椒


If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
Note:
1. shipshape:井井有条的
2. stock:备有；供应
3. shop-soiled:在商店放旧了的

A monk's monkey mounted
a monastery wall
munching mashed melon
nd melted macaroni.





A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?





You sent me your bill, Berry,
Before it was due, Berry;
Your father, the elder Berry,
Isn't such a goose, Berry.


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疯狂小子

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真子

第一个我还读的挺顺，其他读得好糟啊！

clj55

第二个读过了.