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天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-8-29 13:49:38

通过俺的搭档tianqunping斑竹MM用美人计暗访得知66这7000袁大头的由来,请大家观看场景再现<object classid='clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000' width='500' height='400'><param name='movie' value='http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/mtv/0608/flash/8diandian.swf' /><param name='play' value='true' /><param name='loop' value='true' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><embed src='http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/mtv/0608/flash/8diandian.swf' width='500' height='400' play='true' loop='true' quality='high'></embed></object>此帖由天堑变通途在 2006-08-29 13:58 进行编辑...

天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-8-29 14:03:44

千万别走开,广告后回来,一定更精彩

一袋子宁静 · 发表于 2006-8-29 15:34:29

<img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=69859&u=99796&extension=gif&attach=1156829765_0.gif&filename=F5FFC70F00DE64BCDF86133DC74D09EF.gif&attachpath=9/9/7/9/6" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />tian版这个，需要打开才可以看到，缩略图没效果。

jerryhao · 发表于 2006-8-29 15:52:37

俺的恋爱史(爆笑连环画)还是从俺出生时说起吧，上个世纪的某一天，俺降生了 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-1.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　小时候，俺在被窝里常听奶奶讲“七仙女”“白蛇传”的故事，这是俺受到的关于爱情的启蒙教育，也就是从这个时候起，爱情的种子已经在俺的幼小的心灵里萌芽了 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-2.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 在一次运动会上，俺第一次认识了和俺同校但不同班的小红，并且马上爱上了她，这可能就是人们所说的一见钟情吧<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-3.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 趁着一次“邂逅相遇”的机会，俺把俺的心思告诉了她，其实这个机会是俺酝酿了大半年才等来的：），没想到小红没有理解俺的一片苦心，根本不领俺的这份“情” <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-4.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 从那以后俺整天就象掉了魂儿似的，时时盯她的梢 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-5.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 上课也不能专心听讲 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-6.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 尽管她对俺挺冷淡，但俺并不灰心，俺相信精诚所至金玉为开只要工夫深铁棒磨成针、只要脸皮厚美眉泡到手的道理，于是俺每天放学时坚持把她送回家（俺用的这招叫“声东击西”，欲得MM爱，先得丈母娘的欢心。怎么样，俺还算高手吧？） <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-7.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 经过俺长期的不懈努力，她对俺有点好感了，开始向俺请教算术题（谢天谢地，幸亏她比俺还笨，俺才有了这样的机会：）<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-8.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 终于有一天，俺们有了第一次的单独约会……（想看什么啊，没见过谈恋爱的啊）<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-9.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 可好景不长，俺们刚确立恋爱关系不久，文化大革命就开始了 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-10.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 俺和小红同时参加了红卫兵，并响应毛主席的号召去了农村（不去不行啊） <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-11.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 因为在学校时俺没好好学习（当时不是光顾着追小红嘛），所以在农村除了《毛选》俺什么书也不看（也看不懂：） <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-12.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 而小红却在暗地里偷偷学习文化课（俺真后悔那时候没和她一块学，一来嘛－－啊，二来嘛－－啊，哈哈，大家自然明白啦）<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-13.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 农村真不是人呆的地方，这不，没两年，小红就长得和冬瓜一个模样了：（ <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-14.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 俺这个二十来岁的小伙子也未老先衰，弄得象半截老头似的<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-15.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小红的努力终于得到了回报，恢复高考后她考上了大学 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-16.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 而俺不得不继续留在农村接受贫下中农的再教育。没有了小红的日子俺的心里特别失落，就在俺情绪极端低沉的时候，村里有个叫小芳的姑娘看上了俺，她是支书的女儿 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-17.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 这个书包是小芳亲手做了送俺的，这里面的意思俺当然明白，是鼓励俺“扎根”农村。可俺还是恋着小红，俺对农村怎么也喜欢不起来，对小芳也爱不起来，不过，俺还是很感谢她的，谢谢她给俺的爱，陪俺度过那个年代。 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-18.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 人们总爱骂背叛爱情的人是“负心汉”，其实世上也有很多“忘情女”，小红就是其中的一个！俺最担心的事终于发生了，真是古有秦香莲遭遇陈世美，今有小红甩了俺思绪飘飞，命苦哇 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-19.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 得到这个消息，俺真是恶从胆边生，气不打一处来，俺发誓要报复<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-20.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 不过等俺冷静下来，俺终于想明白了，小红之所以甩了俺，原因都在俺身上，谁让俺不求上进只是个普通农民来着。于是俺决心洗心革面，混出个人样来让小红看看，俺决心把失去的小红再夺回来，于是俺利用小芳的关系走了他爹的后门参了军（当然俺也付出了两瓶散酒，一条大丰收香烟的代价，另外俺还付出了其它代价俺在这里就不好意思说了）<img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-21.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 可是俺的一番努力并没有再次赢得小红的心，不久俺就得到了她结婚的消息 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-22.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 那时候俺还小人之心地抱着一线希望，就是昐着她和她丈夫感情不好以后离婚，但后来听说她婚后很幸福 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-23.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 俺觉得天已经塌了下来，俺真是万念俱灰，既然得不到最爱的人真是生不如死，于是俺决定为小红殉情…… <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-24.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 俺没想到 <img src="http://www.qqjia.com/mu/p8926c/138/138-25.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 可俺没想到俺偷的那个炸药包是个臭弹，于是俺终于没死成。所以，现在才能在这里给你们讲俺的恋爱故事。（完）此帖由 jerryhao 在 2006-08-29 19:36 进行编辑...

jerryhao · 发表于 2006-8-29 16:53:15

村长说过，生活就像庄稼地里的苞米棒子，你不掰下来尝尝不可能知道是啥滋味，俺认为这话太有道理了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822132810683.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />俺的家乡在东北的一个小村庄，一到冬天就贼冷贼冷的，连北极熊都呆不下去。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822132847424.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />新中国诞生的那一天，俺也诞生了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822132940672.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />但不幸的是，在俺出生的前夕，俺爹被国民党抓到台湾海峡那头去了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133020835.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />剩下母子二人相依为命。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213312530.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可最不幸的是，随着俺一天天长大，大家发现俺的智力有问题。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133135846.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />经常干一些傻事。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213328113.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />考试总是不及格<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133243894.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不过也怪题出的难了点。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213339760.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />大概是因为没有用母乳喂养的原因，因为俺娘刚生了俺就死了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133344677.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />因为俺又傻又笨，所以其他孩子总是欺负俺。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213342030.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />好在那时有翠花，每当大家欺负俺时，她总会站出来替俺说话。因为她跟俺一样，也是个孤儿。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213358242.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />翠花在班上是个好学生。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213364650.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可平日里也很爱美很摩登<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213363183.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />翠花是村里最漂亮的姑娘。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213378522.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />无论走到哪里都会受到关注。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133754933.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />翠花对我格外好，经常跟我谈心。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133824405.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我们谈理想，俺说俺的理想是香车美女<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213385088.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可是她却对我说年轻人应该有高尚的革命理想。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822133933482.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她还说她的理想是当一名光荣的人民教师，就像俺们班主任那样。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213405612.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不知有多少个夜晚，我们一起谈天说地，一起数天上的星星。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134037793.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />有句话我一直想对她说，却总也说不出口。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134355138.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不过在交谈中，我觉得她对村里的“f4”好像特别有好感。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134420797.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />他们也总在一起玩<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134514309.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />其实f4不是什么好东西<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213453550.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />尤其是那个道明寺，从小接受不良教育。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134556296.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />是一个大流氓<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134622542.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可是终于有一天，我发现翠花和道明寺竟然……<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134657951.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我悲痛欲绝，变得十分颓废。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134725470.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />就在这时，毛主席发动了大跃进。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134746540.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我索性投入其中，摇旗呐喊。吹了不少大牛。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213486835.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />然而事实证明大跃进是错误的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822134828976.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />没过多久，发生了大旱，乡亲们用水都成了问题。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213494583.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />庄稼更是颗粒无收。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213493618.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />村里的孩子被迫出去要饭<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/20028221350661.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不久，村里就饿死了人。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135032358.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />面对这种情况，老村长一筹莫展。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135114798.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />最后，连村长都上了吊。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135157673.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />村长临死前对我说，你要是不把产量报那么高，咱们村就不用交那么多粮食，也不会有那么多乡亲饿死了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213522350.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />新任村长继承老村长的遗志，终于解决了粮食问题，带领乡亲走出了困境。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135245692.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />全村老少聚在一起，终于饱饱的吃上了一顿饭。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135310104.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可又过了不久，文革爆发了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135344446.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />翠花和道明寺一起，去了很远的地方。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822135425174.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她临走的前一天，我们留下了这张合影，多年来我一直带在身上。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282213599205.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />然而，就在翠花走后不久，苏联向我们国家发动了侵略。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214030720.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />全村老少斗武装了起来，准备让侵略者有来无回。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214054329.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我更是直接参了军。战斗在最前线。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214122148.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我始终无法忘记老村长临死前对我说的话，我要给乡亲们一个交待。所以战斗时我特别英勇。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214150360.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />后来我由步兵变成了一个坦克手。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214218680.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />这是我架驶的坦克<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214241834.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />对待侵略者绝不能手软<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/20028221433147.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />于是我们使用了秘密武器<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/20028221432532.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />一个不够，那么就再来一个。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214355510.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />人民军队是不可战胜的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214426367.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />侵略者被消灭了，我们胜利了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/20028221453445.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我作为战斗英雄之一，受到了中央领导的接见。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214524880.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我还被留在北京，成为中南海的一名警卫员。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214546578.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不过这时的中南海已经被四人帮控制了，我很讨厌他们，因为它们会使我想起f4。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214718656.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />还有那个林副统帅，总跟在人家屁股后面转，肯定是个阴谋家。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214757110.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不出我所料，他终于东窗事发，坐着飞机仓皇逃跑。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/20028221484885.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可他是不会想到自己的下场的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214912694.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />几年后，四人帮也被粉碎了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214932550.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我也离开了中南海，因为我觉得这里的斗争太险恶，我不如到商界闯一闯。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214955260.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />在中南海里，我接触到了一个新玩意儿，叫电脑，我决心用它来赚钱。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141017951.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我废寝忘食的工作着。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214110331.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />终于研制出了自己的产品。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141125377.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />并且的到了同行的认可。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214115656.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />在工作之余，我的电脑游戏水平有了很大长进，于是我报名参加了世界电脑游戏大赛。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141312316.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />希虎娱乐网 我在决赛中的对手十分不好对付。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141347490.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />他的神族用的出神入化。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141420628.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不过我的虫族也不是好惹的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141443651.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />最后，我还是让他尝到了失败的滋味。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214155151.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />这些年来我赚了不少钱，我决定用这些钱搞一个足球俱乐部。足协同意了我成立俱乐部的请求。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141820835.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />于是我的球队成立了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141846638.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />从教练到球员都是最好的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141910478.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可是不进足球圈不知道这里有多黑。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141935651.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我的球员在场上踢得很努力。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822141955318.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可是却总是遭到对手的暗算。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142023894.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />由于我们从不贿赂裁判，所以裁判们经常找我们的麻烦。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142049575.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我们对这种裁判恨之入骨。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142120817.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可无论如何，我们的球队只能在甲c徘徊。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142141308.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />最后，我的俱乐部破产，我不得已退出了足球圈<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214223956.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />这次失利让我很苦闷，我学会了买醉。而且我会不时的想起翠花。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142237427.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我和翠花分别30多年了，她给我的照片已经褪了色，可我对她的感情依然没有变。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214235941.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />不知多少次，她的倩影在我的梦中浮现。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142327571.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />忽然有一天,我收到了一封匿名电子邮件，竟然是翠花写来的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142353755.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我一遍又一遍的读着信，她在信中说她知道我成了名，并且一直在默默的关注我。最近她得知我遇到了挫折，希望我不要灰心。可是信中却没有提到她自己一个字。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142416648.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />这时的我已经痛下决心，一定要找到翠花。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214264347.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />于是我一狠心，卖掉了自己心爱的宝时捷。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/20028221426273.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />花大价钱，在所有媒体上登广告，一定要让翠花知道，我在寻找她。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142653247.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />也许是我感动了上苍，奇迹终于出现了。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142722278.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />在一个下雨的早晨，她终于出现在我的门前。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142742638.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我那一刻的心情是无法用语言表达的。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822142844614.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />无情的岁月改变了她的容颜，但我还是一眼就认出了她。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214293024.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />我把为她准备的珍藏了多年的礼物放在她的掌心。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214301054.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她终于对我说出了藏在她心底多年的一句话。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143033286.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />这么多年来，她受了不少苦。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143056548.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />原来她和道明寺结了婚，她以为自己会很幸福。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143126408.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可谁知道明寺却是个禽兽。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143212313.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她不得已，只能离开她自己生活。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143236226.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她一个人的日子过得很艰苦<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143310809.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />为了生存，她给人家当过保姆。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143334908.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />还在饭店当过服务员<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/200282214344630.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她拼命工作，经常累得不成样子。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143430313.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />身体也快跨掉了<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143454984.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />可她仍然总能想起和我在一起的美好时光。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143514273.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />她很苦闷，因为她不知道是不是应该来找我。<img src="http://www.xhoo.net/Fun/oicq/haha/2002822143537170.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />但在我最困难的时候她还是给我发了邮件，鼓励我不要回信。<img src="

天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-8-29 17:04:05

一袋子宁静+2006-08-29 15:34+pid955245-->引用: 一袋子宁静 @ 2006-08-29 15:34 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=955245">查看原帖[/url] <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=69859&u=99796&extension=gif&attach=1156829765_0.gif&filename=F5FFC70F00DE64BCDF86133DC74D09EF.gif&attachpath=9/9/7/9/6" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />tian版这个，需要打开才可以看到，缩略图没效果。

<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/eek.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />斑竹MM这推论应该得出这个才搞笑:有翅膀的不一定是天使,可能是鸟人,所以男人是鸟人

hq1966 · 发表于 2006-8-29 17:30:36

抛出的烂砖果真引来美玉无数。　　天堑图文双绝啊。　　tian版的图图收藏了，谢谢。　　谢谢大家。　　<img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=69887&u=62362&extension=jpg&attach=1156843780_0.jpg&filename=Z周星驰多谢各位.jpg&attachpath=6/2/3/6/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-8-29 17:38:20

hq1966+2006-08-29 17:30+pid955372-->引用: hq1966 @ 2006-08-29 17:30 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=955372">查看原帖[/url] 　　抛出的烂砖果真引来美玉无数。　　天堑图文双绝啊。　　tian版的图图收藏了，谢谢。　　谢谢大家。　　<img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=69887&u=62362&extension=jpg&attach=1156843780_0.jpg&filename=Z周星驰多谢各位.jpg&attachpath=6/2/3/6/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/quite.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 别忙谢,俺klcz2002兄弟还没有到,他一到准热闹<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

hq1966 · 发表于 2006-8-29 19:10:21

天堑变通途+2006-08-29 17:38+pid955378-->引用: 天堑变通途 @ 2006-08-29 17:38 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=955378">查看原帖[/url] <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/quite.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 别忙谢,俺klcz2002兄弟还没有到,他一到准热闹<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

我们埋伏两边等主任<img src="images/smiles/confused.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

hq1966 · 发表于 2006-8-29 19:27:29

天堑变通途+2006-08-29 17:38+pid955378-->引用: 天堑变通途 @ 2006-08-29 17:38 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=955378">查看原帖[/url] <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/quite.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 别忙谢,俺klcz2002兄弟还没有到,他一到准热闹<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

我们埋伏两边等主任<img src="images/smiles/confused.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

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