【原创】让儿教论坛的目师和众版主头疼的用户名

健乐宝

<span><span class="normalname">laomao1115你反应可真快!</span></span>

蓝弟弟

tianqunping：目师，你的签名档真好玩哦<img src="images/smiles/biggrin.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 目师：谁的签名档？tianqunping：你的签名档啊，就是这个：<div class="signature" id="signature790139"><img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43652&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288024.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡01.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43653&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288060.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡02.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43653&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288060.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡02.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43653&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288060.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡02.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43653&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288060.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡02.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43653&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288060.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡02.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/attachment.php?id=43654&amp;u=1092&amp;extension=gif&amp;attach=1131288084.gif&amp;filename=四眼天鸡03.gif&amp;attachpath=1/0/9/2" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></div>目师：我没这签名档！tianqunping：咦，你不是叫目师吗？目师：对呀。tianqunping：你不是姓林吗？目师：对呀。tianqunping：他们不都叫你林目师吗？目师：对呀。tianqunping：那这个不是你吗？目师：谁？tinqunping：就是这个：<span><span class="normalname">林目师<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/style_1/team/ollevel2.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /><img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/style_1/team/ollevel2.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /><img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/style_1/team/ollevel2.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></span><img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/style_1/male.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 管理员<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/style_1/team/dj/l.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /><img src="http://www.etjy.com/data/uploads/avatar/avatar-100004.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></span>会员等级: 管理员发帖数量: 3,159精华数量: 5 所持现金: 1277金币 银行状态:正常 用户积分: 576注册日期: 2003-10-07经验值: 187魅力值: 376目师：<img src="http://forum.ikaka.com/icon/face18.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />tianqunping：<img src="http://forum.ikaka.com/icon/face10.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />目师：田版，从现在起，你可以下课了。tianqunping：<img src="http://forum.ikaka.com/icon/face12.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />此帖由 蓝弟弟 在 2006-03-02 23:25 进行编辑...

瑜珈

太有趣了．再编再编．好看呀．

applemom

哈哈，现在才看到。继续！

张译

很好玩呀，继续加油

tianqunping

kc2002:老板，有贵客到
天堑变通途：谁啊？
kc2002：谁谁
天堑变通途：到底是谁？
kc2002：就是那个谁谁啊
天堑变通途：亏你做了这么多年的小二，连个人名都说不清了，滚！
kc2002：滚就滚，在你这门可罗雀的地方我早就够了，现如今袋子新开了一家心理诊所，我去那儿当院长去！

tianqunping

昙花：目师，向你打听个人
目师：谁？
昙花：谢谢你了
目师：不谢不谢
昙花：是谢谢你了
目师：恁利索个mm,今天怎么只管罗嗦？不谢不谢
昙花：是谢谢你了，不用不谢不谢
目师：你再说谢谢你了，我就闪人，你脑子没问题吧？
昙花：晕。。。。。就是不倒！

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恬宝宝

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