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天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-2-23 01:31:12

踏月吹箫+2006-02-22 19:04-->引用:踏月吹箫 @ 2006-02-22 19:04 目师俺认识<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 此人眇一目,师范学院毕业,至今尚未娶妻<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/surprise.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

目师家中已经有一美女MM为妻，你这个要改一改才好，否则目师双目圆睁瞪你：“俺何时眇一目<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/yell.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> ”，目太柳眉倒竖娇叱：“俺天天伴目师共赴巫山，怎么没有名分了<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/cry.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/cry.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/cry.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> ”俺这样给你改改包他二人悲极生乐<img src="images/smiles/tongue-out.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 目师俺认识<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 此人管理论坛素喜睁只眼闭只眼，人人唤他眇一目,师范学院毕业的,至今尚未纳妾<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/surprise.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

hq1966+2006-02-22 20:19-->引用:hq1966 @ 2006-02-22 20:19 　　一直不敢答题，这题答得有点牵强，凑个数。生疏 地，址 旧门牌新。出题：郴州

这"地址"答的实在高,如果改为"重游儿时地,址旧门牌新"66兄可有牵强之憾<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/confused.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 可你这"郴州"题出得够损的<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/afraid.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 如果不是dyly美女MM鼎立相助,你24小时后又如何自作自受啊<img src="images/smiles/biggrin.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

dyly+2006-02-22 23:57-->引用:dyly @ 2006-02-22 23:57 厉害，精彩！！高人太多了，大白话我都不敢讲了！！！唐诗人柳郴，洲船远泊，叹道：竹林清露柳间莺-荒城沙漠春无路.....出题：百度

儿教能人数百，度人教子者dyly美女MM最高<img src="images/smiles/biggrin.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 此帖由天堑变通途在 2006-02-23 02:22 进行编辑...

天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-2-23 01:38:30

众人举报:词不达意枉为文，言不由衷休作书。故对此楼进行例行质检，索取楼主地皮使用费3000币币，呆子MM可舍得破费<img src="images/smiles/confused.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/glad.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/tongue.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/teeth.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 差点坏了规矩，楼上答题后没有出题<img src="images/smiles/sweat.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 出题：天堑此帖由天堑变通途在 2006-02-23 02:19 进行编辑...

一袋子宁静 · 发表于 2006-2-23 08:03:27

众人拾柴锦文妙句才子佳人文采飞扬谈地说天，堑版离去狂语不在踏月吹萧玉立林幽故人重来。这楼这么热闹，版猪应奖励楼主袋子我及踏月吹萧各3000币如何？出题：起腻

hq1966 · 发表于 2006-2-23 10:31:45

又见南风 起，腻 死玉石阶。

天堑变通途+-->引用:天堑变通途你这"郴州"题出得够损的如果不是dyly美女MM鼎立相助,你24小时后又如何自作自受啊

　　特意为了介绍我们郴州的，郴字是字典上唯一一个只用作地名的字，最早见于秦时篆体郴，由“林邑”二字合成，意谓“林中之城“。汉代司马迁的《史记》，其中记载（项羽）“乃使使徙义帝长沙郴县”。市区有义帝陵，北湖公园有韩愈叉鱼亭，苏仙岭有屈将室（张学良将军幽禁处）、三绝碑（秦观词《踏莎行郴州旅舍》、苏轼跋、米芾书）。
　　雾失楼台,月迷津渡,桃源望断无寻处。可堪孤馆闭春寒,杜鹃声里斜阳暮。驿寄梅花,鱼传尺素,砌成此恨无重数。郴江幸自绕郴山,为谁流下潇湘去?
原来准备的答案：林邑合为 郴，州 府里头占一席。

一袋子宁静 · 发表于 2006-2-23 11:47:33

hq1966也备好题目，特快专递送来：　　出题：韩愈

子云 · 发表于 2006-2-23 11:52:01

名为信,姓为韩,愈念心愈乱.出题:包拯

一袋子宁静 · 发表于 2006-2-23 12:04:59

hq1966又来特快专递：（这岁数大了，记性就是不好，也不一块说完喽！）

天堑变通途+-->引用:天堑变通途　　改为"重游儿时地,址旧门牌新"66兄可有牵强之憾

天堑了了我一桩憾事，有功底和没功底区别真大啊。

天堑变通途 · 发表于 2006-2-23 13:30:21

子云+2006-02-23 11:52-->引用:子云 @ 2006-02-23 11:52 名为信,姓为韩,愈念心愈乱.出题:包拯

胯下名将姓韩,愈多愈善点兵泼洒金币一包,拯救黎民百姓<img src="images/smiles/teeth.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="images/smiles/teeth.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="images/smiles/teeth.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 出题：秦观

子云 · 发表于 2006-2-23 14:03:16

桃源避乱秦,观花怡然,不知今夕是何年!出题:桃源

踏月吹箫 · 发表于 2006-2-23 19:01:30

子云+2006-02-23 14:03-->引用:子云 @ 2006-02-23 14:03 桃源避乱秦,观花怡然,不知今夕是何年!出题:桃源

子云MM高啊<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/agree.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 对你一句<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/tongue.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 武陵宴蟠桃，源远流长，壶中日月无魏晋出题：武陵

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