【扯淡版闹春活动】金鸡展翅腾云去,玉狗高亢唤春来

sally_smile

哈哈,天堑的点名题,是不是金币更多些? 我可真的是见钱眼开哦! @_@<font color="#ff0000" size="3">1.什么越洗越脏 越洗越脏，不洗有人吃，洗了没人吃,是水吧. 越洗越脏，不洗有人吃，洗了没人吃,是水吧.<font color="#ff0000" size="3">2.带壳的生鸡蛋和熟鸡蛋如何不破壳就区分出来<font color="#ff0000" size="3"> 旋转呗,能转得起来的,自然是熟鸡蛋了．<font color="#ff0000" size="3">3.MM最拿手的家务活是什么<font color="#ff0000" size="3">　看来真的是考我婆婆做得合不合格了．好象我样样精通哎，最拿手的，嗯，是煮粥．

sally_smile

凑凑热闹．出几道题．盲人都是怎么吃桔子的？为什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快结婚了？<div class="jj4"><div class="jj4">家有家规，国有国规，那动物园里有啥规？</div></div>

天堑变通途

sally_smile+2006-01-19 22:21-->引用:sally_smile @ 2006-01-19 22:21 凑凑热闹．出几道题．盲人都是怎么吃桔子的？为什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快结婚了？<div class="jj4"><div class="jj4">家有家规，国有国规，那动物园里有啥规？</div></div>

支持扯淡题目，但俺一答肯定比MM的标答要更扯淡，让大家先扯吧，俺就管发奖<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/tongue.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

子云

sally_smile+2006-01-19 22:21-->引用:sally_smile @ 2006-01-19 22:21 凑凑热闹．出几道题．盲人都是怎么吃桔子的？为什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快结婚了？<div class="jj4"><div class="jj4">家有家规，国有国规，那动物园里有啥规？</div></div>

1、用嘴吃2、海拔高了，头‘婚’3、乌龟

天堑变通途

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子云+2006-01-20 11:00-->引用:子云 @ 2006-01-20 11:00 1、用嘴吃2、海拔高了，头‘婚’3、乌龟

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