（轉貼）外國人眼中的中國

linhelen0129

<p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">外国人眼中的中国</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">1.<font face="SimSun">　出租私房要向派出所每月交费<font face="Times New Roman">!<font face="SimSun">──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">类似黑社会的保护费<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">2.<font face="SimSun">　禁止收看外国的电视节目<font face="Times New Roman">!<font face="SimSun">─<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">比塔利班的禁止收看电视可能要仁慈一点<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">3.<font face="SimSun">　在国内旅游也需要<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">签证<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">─<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">去香港需要过境签证<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">去深圳需要边防检查证<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">4.<font face="SimSun">　反对执政党就要坐牢──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">我看谁敢在大街上喊一句<font face="Times New Roman">:<font face="SimSun">打倒<font face="Times New Roman">...)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">5.<font face="SimSun">　在商店里被保安误搜身可获精神赔偿<font face="Times New Roman">10<font face="SimSun">万元<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">被警察强迫检查处女膜可获赔偿<font face="Times New Roman">74<font face="SimSun">元。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">6.<font face="SimSun">　上市公司搞诈骗<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">股民受损失<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但国家法院不受理此类赔偿<font face="Times New Roman">!<font face="SimSun">──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">因为无法可依<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">7.<font face="SimSun">　禁止用自己买下的房子来作公司办公室──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">上海市已经文规定<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">也就是说<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">你没有真正</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">支配自己财产的权利<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">8.<font face="SimSun">　去网吧上网要出示身份证。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">9.<font face="SimSun">　黄色刊物属于非法<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但性用品商店到处都是。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">10.<font face="SimSun">　摩托车的行驶证<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">牌照<font face="Times New Roman">)<font face="SimSun">价格比摩托车本身高上好几倍<font face="Times New Roman">.</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">11.<font face="SimSun">　在国外能够浏览的互联网内容在该国可能就无法浏览─<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">不是你的电脑故障<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">12.<font face="SimSun">　电话打得越多越贵<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">没打电话也要你付钱──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">托中国电信的福手机双向收费<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">13.<font face="SimSun">　医疗事故其实是由医院来裁决的──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">法院参照医院所属的上级部门的鉴定报告来判</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">决<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">14.<font face="SimSun">　赌博是非法的<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但彩票满天飞<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">是合法的。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">15.<font face="SimSun">　该国法官说的最多的一句话就是<font face="Times New Roman">:&quot;<font face="SimSun">因还没有这方面的相关法律<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">16.<font face="SimSun">　军队是属于某个政党的<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">不是国家的。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">17.<font face="SimSun">　人民是不能直接参与投票选举总统的。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">18.<font face="SimSun">　一个国家可以有<font face="Times New Roman">2<font face="SimSun">种制度─<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">当然<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">也是被迫的<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">很不情愿的<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">19.<font face="SimSun">　每个公司中都有一个叫作党支部书记的职位──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">当然<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">它是不负责公司业务的<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">20.<font face="SimSun">　该国中有个叫作<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">离休干部<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">的阶层<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">可以享受高于普通公民的待遇。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">21.<font face="SimSun">　该国的领导人喜欢在公共场合卖弄蹩脚的英文。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">22.<font face="SimSun">　新闻媒体是由某个政党投资的<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但用的却是纳税人的钱─<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">新闻是我们党的喉舌<font face="Times New Roman">:<font face="SimSun">名言<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">23.<font face="SimSun">　人民是不能随意改变居住地的──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">户口制度<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">24.<font face="SimSun">　该国的货币是不能在世界上流通的。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">25.<font face="SimSun">　每对夫妇只允许生育一个孩子。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">26.<font face="SimSun">　该国的公民习惯于谎言<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">不愿意接受真相。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">27.<font face="SimSun">　该国每<font face="Times New Roman">100<font face="SimSun">个政府官员中就有<font face="Times New Roman">100<font face="SimSun">个贪污犯──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">当然<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">贪污数目大小有所不同拉<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">28.<font face="SimSun">　党内行政警告处分可以用来代替刑事处分。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">29.<font face="SimSun">　该国的兵役制度是强制性的。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">30.<font face="SimSun">　<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">失业<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">在该国被称之为<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">下岗<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">31.<font face="SimSun">　该国资源丰富<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但却很多不能用──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">因为都被污染了<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">32.<font face="SimSun">　该国没有商业电视台<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但电视广告却比日本的富士台多好几倍。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">33.<font face="SimSun">　让老百姓知道的越少越好<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">这是该国的<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">既定国策<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">34.<font face="SimSun">　该国人口中有<font face="Times New Roman">70<font face="SimSun">以上的文盲或准文盲。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">35.<font face="SimSun">　该国的法制中有<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">坦白从宽<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">抗拒从严<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">的政策─<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">不过最近几年好像没脸提了<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">36.<font face="SimSun">　在该国<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">开一个小酒吧需要<font face="Times New Roman">100<font face="SimSun">道审批<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">开一个公司需要<font face="Times New Roman">1000<font face="SimSun">道审批。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">37.<font face="SimSun">　该国是目前世界上唯一的社会主义国家<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">它的最终目标是实现共产主义──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">是不是很</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">伟大呀<font face="Times New Roman">...<font face="SimSun">哈<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">38.<font face="SimSun">　该国家家都有大彩电<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">是不是很羡慕<font face="Times New Roman">?<font face="SimSun">不过那是用来接收党的指示的。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">39.<font face="SimSun">　当地人会把非本地人称作为<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">外来盲流<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">40.<font face="SimSun">　该国的执政党垄断很多产业<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">他们称之为<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">民族产业<font face="Times New Roman">&quot;<font face="SimSun">──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">电信<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">交通<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">媒体<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">水电</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">煤<font face="Times New Roman">,...)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">41<font face="SimSun">　在该国<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">你能很便宜地买到世界各地的名牌货──<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">不过都是假货<font face="Times New Roman">...<font face="SimSun">哈<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">42.<font face="SimSun">　该国历史上曾经是鸦片的最大消费国<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">现在更是进化成为世界上最大的香烟消费国──</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">吸烟人口占总人口的比例世界第一<font face="Times New Roman">)</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">43.<font face="SimSun">　很多外国公司把次品卖给该国<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">因为该国的产品比次品还次。</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">44.<font face="SimSun">　该国的公民好像个个都想消灭日本<font face="Times New Roman">,<font face="SimSun">但他们却经常拿自己的大半积蓄去买日本货哎<font face="Times New Roman">..</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">（这样何时才能消灭日本哟<font face="Times New Roman">..<font face="SimSun">哈）</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="Times New Roman">45.<font face="SimSun">　该国的公民<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">大多数<font face="Times New Roman">)<font face="SimSun">认为爱国就是要爱执政党<font face="Times New Roman">.</span><p align="justify"><span><font face="SimSun">偶最后再加一条，该国的公民<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">大多数<font face="Times New Roman">)<font face="SimSun">看了这封信只能无奈的笑笑<font face="Times New Roman">.</span>

hq1966

　　<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/laughing.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

cy88

谁是原创?给老子拉出去毙了!

爱国新青年

<font face="宋体">该国的公民<font face="Times New Roman">(<font face="SimSun">大多数<font face="Times New Roman">)<font face="SimSun">看了这封信只能无奈的笑笑<font face="Times New Roman">.<font face="Times New Roman">看了这东西.我还能笑的出来???

别问我是谁

楼主再发一篇中国人眼中的外国就好了！~

Nikki and Felix

Chinese character, it is ok!

jin3068

還不錯看謝謝大大分享喔@@!!!!

tiantianMOTHER

笑不出来！