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【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃(七)

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发表于 2005-1-6 21:45:27 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
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发表于 2005-1-6 22:31:46 | 只看该作者
<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_01_122.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 果然是利害
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发表于 2005-1-6 22:42:51 | 只看该作者
顶一下,求达标……
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