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发表于 2005-1-6 21:36:33 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
<font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">最新版阿富汗人民币 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1184.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  世界上最能折腾的三只猴子 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1180.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  从小教育 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_822.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  另类桌球 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw887.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  方形宠物狗   <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw327.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  多功能手机 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1015.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  车往哪开? <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1010.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#3300ff"><font face="楷体_GB2312"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  日本的新型战机 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw972.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  给我开门 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_020_034.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312">  酒后驾驶的危险性 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw699.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />
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发表于 2005-1-6 23:34:50 | 只看该作者
呵呵呵呵呵呵呵
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发表于 2005-1-7 01:04:58 | 只看该作者
这狗好玩 :p    <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw327.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />
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发表于 2005-1-7 15:03:59 | 只看该作者
呵呵,好看啊! 不错不错!
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