【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃（四）

zgl · 发表于 2005-1-6 21:31:44

我跟定你了 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_643.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　繁忙的交通灯 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw225.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　叛逆的自由女神 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_200.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　中国民间绝技　　 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1784.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　无处藏身 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao020_009.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　老公，你能找到我吗 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_862.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　不许拍照 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_779.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　当老鼠爱上猫 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1601.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　红杏出墙的猪 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_134.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　今年最流行的包包 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1044.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　伤心欲绝的水果 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200404/0404161442294041607.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　自制后视镜 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200404/4043003.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　今天就懒上你了 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_892.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　洗死人不偿命的壮观厕所 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1238.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　烟屁股也能下棋？ <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1193.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

荒漠甘泉 · 发表于 2005-1-6 22:06:30

厉害~老鼠爬到猫的头上去了13

佳睿 · 发表于 2005-1-10 16:01:43

谢谢！好玩

土豆 · 发表于 2005-1-13 01:52:57

呵呵,厉害了,这样的也能找到,呵呵好看

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