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A warning from Wayside school
Wayside school is a horrid school. Normal students can’t go in this school. So if you are a normal student, you will die in this school. Students in wayside school did not die because they are not normal students. If you go to this school, you will turn into an apple and ate by a mean teacher . If you are luck, you will could not speak because there is a mean teacher stole voice. If you run away from this teacher, you will be controlled by a teacher who can listen brains talk. If you are so lucky to run away from this teacher, you will fall into another world controlled by a lot of thigs that could never happen. If you are lucky, you are the thing that could be happened, you will be send back. And you will be destroyed by a army of a cow. When this time, you can’t be lucky any more, so you are a normal student, don’t study in wayside school.
HH’s new teacher
Horrid Henry hate the first day at school. And a horrid new teacher come. Horrid Henry want to revenge to this teacher. He want to make Mr. Nerdon run screaming downstairs. Then he say to his classmate. When Mr. Nerdon run screaming downstairs before lunch, his classmate will give Henry his new football. If Henry didn’t make Mr. Nerdon, he will give his classmate a pound coin. So he had a brilliant and spectacular idea. He make Peter lie down in the ground and tell Mr. Nerdon he was fell out of the window. Mr. Nerdon run screaming downstairs. When Mr. Nerdon know it’s a trick, he faint. At last, Peter is sent to the headoffice. Mr. Nerdon is sent to the hospital. And Henry is kicking his new football happily in his garden. This time Henry won. |
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