来点好玩的杂七杂八：绕口令、笑话及其他

我爱飞飞

翻看我的邮件列表，发现不少好玩的东东。
很少静心看邮件的，干脆把好玩的东东贴这里，以后随要随找，当个记录：

Tongue twister：

It’s a joy to watch the boy playing with his toy.


Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.

笑话：

Professor: What happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?
Student（after thinking it over）:It’s stolen.

John: Heat expands and cold contracts.（热胀冷缩）
Teacher: You are right. Now, please give me an example.
John：In summer, the days are long, and in winter the days are short.

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held."
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

Two attorneys（n.律师） went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.



脑筋急转弯：


What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

我是小乖乖

这些内容挺有趣的, 既练习了英语,又能会心一笑.

乐子腾

确实，挺好玩的，楼主多发点儿吧。

sandydad

贴一个笑话

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

"But has he finished his own cake?"

"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

"他已经吃完自己的了么？"

"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"

glc2012

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我也贴一则孩子看完knock knock笑话后作弄我的~


Knock knock.
Who's that?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.

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[ 本帖最后由 glc2012 于 2012-3-20 16:16 编辑 ]