【转帖】30种决不能要的妹妹

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第一种：动辄对gg拳脚相加，使得gg一年四季脸上常带记号的mm。在亲友同事领导面前，gg不得不一次次违心地中伤诬陷家中的宠物：我家的老猫缺管教，脾气特原始...... <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366577874629.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二种：对刚进家门的gg，立即进行细致入微的全身大检阅的mm－－试图从他衣服上找到长头发，从五官上找到口红印。若一无所获，则三角眼一瞪：跪下老实交代，那个不会化妆留着短发的小狐狸精是谁？ <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/10669469132003661042567560.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第三种：什么衣服都敢穿着上街的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366501781023.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第四种：动辄因小事就闹着要寻短见的mm。 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366929583686.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第五种：不分场合，象兔子一样嘴里零食不断的mm<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366512069347.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第六种：从来不做家务，饭前拿副碗筷都要紧锁眉头的mm。这种mm，一般不是缺少家教，多是gg惯出的毛病 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366148764992.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第七种：从来我行我素不修边幅，藐视自身形象，在办公场所站无站相、坐无坐相的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366466317306.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第八种：一瞅着gg不顺眼，就把他赶出家门由着他挨冻受饿的mm。<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366926469008.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第九种：自我感觉特别良好的，认为天下宠爱系于自己一身的mm。 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366609283839.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十种：隔三岔五地忘记自已的已婚身份，酷越轨的mm。 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366426163666.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十一种：只要单位来了年轻美m，就饱受刺激的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366332249997.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十二种：自已用名牌武装到牙齿，却由着gg衣衫褴褛须发丛生的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366772392128.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十三种：与女伴凑在一起，唯恐天下不乱，整天家长里短搬弄是非的mm－－这种mm，在广东被称为八婆 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366958427988.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十四种：有女强人的毛病，却无女强人的天分，无所顾忌地在大庭广众之下展示不良嗜好的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366280055816.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十五种：不考虑自身条件和年龄，也分不清美丑，一切跟着时尚走的mm<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366769237349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十六种：与家人发生矛盾，动辄义无反顾踏上交通工具就离家出走的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366656507572.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十七种：与gg发生争执，就十天半月一言不发的mm<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366573477349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十八种：每揽镜自照就大呼小叫，认为自己肥胖得无以复加，一年四季边吃零食边服用减肥药的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366997437349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第十九种：对gg的历史问题记得特别清晰且耿耿于怀的mm。<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366235077186.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十种：孩子有什么问题，就从gg身上找症结的mm。<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366645977067.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十一种：虚荣心和嫉妒心都特别强的mm。 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/10669469132003661419425800.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十二种：将家人隐私传播得家喻户晓的mm。 这种mm内心特别存不住事，恨不得象节目主持人那样，拿个话筒向大众倾诉老百姓自己的故事。甚至连与gg的床帏之事也不回避，让gg在人前抬不起头来 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366975911085.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十三种：整天抱着宠物神经兮兮的mm。 这种mm通常会忽略gg的存在，不惜与宠物称兄道妹。好在国务院尚未颁布＜人畜通婚令＞，不然，她恨不得合法地嫁给它 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366166347785.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十四种：动辄以离婚来恐吓和要胁gg的mm，与gg发生矛盾，立即向娘家人添油加醋告刁状的mm。 这种mm使得gg在岳父母的心目中如同恶棍，gg有苦说不出来，感到特别的委屈<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366908717349.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十五种：经常出入美容院，并把那里当青春发源地的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366202573754.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十六种：家中发生一点儿小变故，非但不能站出来为gg分忧，反而自已先哭天抹泪寻死觅活的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366296436429.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二是七种：抽烟喝酒，把家当成j酒吧的mm<img src="http:///" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十八种：经常与三五长舌妇相约酒吧，阴谋编写、修订和完善＜gg修理手册＞，并互相通报和刺探gg最新动向的mm <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366530249497.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第二十九种：一进网吧，动物性就展示无遗的mm。这种mm在网吧烟酒齐来，满口的污言秽语。而打上屏幕的，净是“****”、“日”之类的非淑女常用字。因此我们有理由相信，若环境条件有变，一些人极有可能一夜间返祖到类人猿 <img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366272885241.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 第三十种：gg出差半个月，期间产生的家务仍原封不动地保留着等他回来练手的mm<img src="http://pop.pcpop.com/upimg/1066946913200366385162523.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />