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小时候 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/baby-0.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我很顽皮 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/baby2.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 叔叔喜欢逗我玩-我恨死了！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/0016.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我学会保护自己了，可是叔叔他…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/0017.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我要练习金刚指,长大了弹叔叔一下子……哈哈哈 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zhi.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 为了节约时间，妈妈把我和盘子一块洗 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/svtime.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 对有些事情我还不明白 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/jiji.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来我明白了许多事情 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/xing.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 刚上学的时候，感觉读书像是在念经 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/heshang.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 做作业的事情让我思考很多，经常令我头疼…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zuoye.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 平时不好好读书，考试的时候只有作弊 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zuobi.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 没想到，被班主任发现了…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zhemo.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来找到了学英语的捷径 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/english.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我最喜欢世界地理 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/dili.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 最讨厌数学,每次我的答案都是…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/shuxue.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来我喜欢上了电脑 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/dn.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 而且迷上了上网 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/sw.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 走路的时候都在上网 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/notepc.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 而且不分昼夜 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zy.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 由于我非*操作，电脑出现了蓝屏 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/si.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 没有电脑，就睡不着觉…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/shuijiao.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 高中时候很喜欢踢足球 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zu.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 但是国足总是让人失望 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zu2.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 还有很多丑事 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zu3.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 但我觉得米卢还是很不错的一个教练，我有幸得到了他的签名 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/qianming.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 爸爸教育我，如果不好好学习，将来会去要饭 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/qiong.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来我长的人高马大了，也上班了…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/chicken.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 上班后挣了很多钱--可惜假钱太多！！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/q.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我想我一定会挣大钱！！！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/money.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 有了钱，我认识了许多狐朋狗友 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/3jiao.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 相处一直都很好 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/gougou.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我很喜欢美女 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/mn.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 看到美女，我就会…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/kan.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我很讨厌恐龙, 尤其是那些自以为自己很性感的 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/kl.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来我交了一个女朋友 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/girl.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 她说要跟着我一辈子 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/pipi.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我陪她看了一场《英雄》 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/old.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 从电影院回来的那个晚上，我们相爱了…… <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/cat2.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 因为没有避孕，幸运地生下一个世纪婴儿 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/baobao.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我很想带着女朋友，看看自由女神像 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/nvshen.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 还经常开着保时捷，带她去兜风 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/bsj.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来觉得她有点像男孩子 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/cesuo.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 有一次发现一个意外--- 令人不可思议的事情发生了！！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/how.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 因此我一直感到很郁闷 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/cat.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 失去了女朋友---经常独自去海滩晒太阳 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/sun.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我慢慢长胖了，于是想到减肥！！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/pang.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来竟成了这样 ：（ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/qc.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 于是又开始了锻炼 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/bo.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 因为害怕人类的第二次进化 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/jinhua-0.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 有时候也放纵一下自己！！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/zbd.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我非常喜欢玩反恐精英 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/cs4.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 刚学的时候总是用MP5 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/ak.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 后来喜欢用AK爆别人的头 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/ak47.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 一般我都喜欢选做土匪，因为形象比较酷 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/ladeng.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我经常熬夜打CS <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/cs.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 可是经常输得很惨 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/over.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我相信，我们一定会胜利的！ <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/end.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我有时玩玩成人游戏 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/mm.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 平时也喜欢上网聊天，但只找熟悉的人聊 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/tian.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我是从来不和陌生人聊天的，更不会和他们见面 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/cat3.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我很尊敬长辈，尽管他们长得不是很像领导 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/3.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 因为人生是漫长的，他们走在我的前面，比我们知道的事情要多 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/long.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 人始终是要升天的，好好过完这一生吧 <img src="http://www.2hao.net/haha/ts.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="red"> The End |
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