超爆笑的英文情书

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Dear wang litte sister: 亲爱的王小姐

From see you one eye, I shit love you.自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上 你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过來，妳的眼睛
眨啊眨,我就死去活來。

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你不记得我,沒有关系,当你仔細看着我，你就会一见钟情.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至于伟就 翻成great吧！)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to
protect you.
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体來保护你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be
a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。

(实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻譯，好在头脑靈光,嫁过來不就是和我
吃住在一起。 至於「廟」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)

Like Your people
喜欢你的人