版主不容易

江湖

小时候-----我除了淘气----就是玩！<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/1.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我的优点是贪吃，很好吃也！要不要也来一口<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/2.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小时候除了淘气就想泡MM。虽然一直没成功过，可我痴心不改<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/3.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 一见到MM，我就情不自禁<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/4.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 总想成为爱神的小猪<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/5.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 由于没有听妈很好话，外出游玩时被老虎抓到<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/6.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 老虎把我们与其它抓来的难友关在一起<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/7.j" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 居然还找来一只同类，来监管我们<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/8.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我们度日如年，伺机逃跑。终于等到时机。。。开始胜利大逃亡<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/9.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 可是只有我一个成功逃脱<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/10.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 为了报仇，我招集了一帮志同道合的兄弟们<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/11.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 象海军陆战队一样苦练功夫<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/12.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 苦练跳跃本领<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/13.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 非常熟练/胆子越练越大<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/14.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 还学会了抢滩登陆<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/15.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 日夜苦练跆拳道，武功大有长进<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/16.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 我们广交朋友，与狗类结为联盟<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/17.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 关系融洽到不分你我<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/18.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 经过我们不懈的努力，终于打败了老虎<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/19.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 那个叛徒莆志高，被我们流放了<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/20.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 经过这么多年的奋斗，我终于出人头地了，有了属于自己的王国<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/21.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 在我的创业中，我遇到了她，她美丽又可爱温柔又大方。第一次见到她，是在练功房，她那美丽的身影让我过目不忘<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/22.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 她是我今生最爱的“猪”。我要让她成为最幸福的“猪”<img src="http://joke.tom.com/images/storypic/zhu/23.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

lahu

哈哈～斑猪日志

huobao

看来真得是不容易．：）

zgl

哈哈，版猪是不容易，同情ing