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从男孩到男人的过程

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发表于 2004-4-15 11:37:41 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |正序浏览 |阅读模式
<font face="Arial"> <p align="right"><font color="#255108">大字 | <font color="#255108">默认<font color="yellow">从男孩到男人的过程1、欠揍的童童小时候长得奇胖,但是敢于反潮流,拒绝减肥<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1676.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>2、大人能做到的他也要做到。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1677.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>3、人小志气大,大人做不到的他也要做到<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1678.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>4、每天坚持锻炼身体,单手一次能做200个俯卧撑。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1679.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>5、他还经常撅着小PP滑雪<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1680.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>6、直到有一天,他用敏锐的观察力发现:原来他长得和JJ们有一点不一样<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1681.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>7、他开始找成人杂志研究<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1682.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>8、他还多次调查研究<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1683.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>9、于是他开始向大男人们学习魅力,比如抽烟。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1684.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>10、他还喝酒,经常喝高。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1685.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>11、为了练好口才,他模仿布什总统说话<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1686.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>12、渐渐地,他真的有了魅力,连他家的小狗都迷上他了<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1687.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>13、很快的小MM也经常亲他<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1688.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>14、那一阵儿他热衷于去夜总会唱情歌。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1689.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>15、花消大了,他就想办法捞钱,是最早下海的人之一<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1690.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>16、他同黑道上的混熟了,经常玩摩托车,成了飞车党成员。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1691.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>17、违反交通规则就成了家常便饭<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1692.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>18、终于有一天,他大胆掀开了一位阿姨的裙子......完成了一个男孩到男人的转变。那一年,他9岁,升到了三年级。<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1693.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> screen.width-333) {this.width=screen.width-333;this.alt='Click Here to Open New Window';}" border=0>
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发表于 2004-7-16 12:53:49 | 只看该作者
不好呀~~~
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发表于 2004-4-15 12:26:47 | 只看该作者
今天看老赵的东西笑了好几回了。
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发表于 2004-4-15 11:39:55 | 只看该作者
哈哈哈,这么快啊
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