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<font face="黑体" color="#0000cd" size="3">近来本人屡被MM投诉,说俺签名档那只猪钟滴答、滴答,令人毛骨悚然<img src="images/smiles/eek.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="images/smiles/cattle.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 尤其晚上打开俺进过的楼更加心悸,为此很多MM看见俺进过的楼一律不进。因为俺的无心导致许多楼点击率不高,在此本人郑重向这些楼主道歉。<img src="images/smiles/rose.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 其实俺这猪钟有个小秘密:每到整点时分,三只小猪围着钟盘乱爬乱窜,好一片欢腾景象。其间间杂有一种声音,凄厉悠扬无比,保证你此生难得一闻。曾经有人赞道:嘈嘈兮啾啾。引之于山,兽不能走。吹之于水,鱼不能游。若何为我再三弹,三尺春冰五音足,送却花前一尊酒。另添头奉送如何关闭猪钟滴答、滴答声,见下图 <!--Flash 500+400+http://img.a8.com/UserVideo/20060314022711578.SWF--><object classid='clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000' width='500' height='400'><param name='movie' value='http://img.a8.com/UserVideo/20060314022711578.SWF' /><param name='play' value='true' /><param name='loop' value='true' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><embed src='http://img.a8.com/UserVideo/20060314022711578.SWF' width='500' height='400' play='true' loop='true' quality='high'></embed></object><!--End Flash--> |
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