【扯淡版闹春活动】金鸡展翅腾云去,玉狗高亢唤春来

天堑变通途

俺到扯淡版有些日子了,虽然大家没有多余时间闲扯淡.但为支持扯淡版块的健康发展,很多GG和MM还是抽出宝贵教子育儿时间来俺地盘闲扯淡,而且扯淡都不一般----很有贫味.无以为报的俺为答谢大家伙儿只好贯彻&quot;思想有多远,扯淡就能扯多远&quot;的办版初衷,专开一楼供大家一直闹到正月十五,闹的好的特别是MM都要发奖,GG送100币,MM送100币且加1-3分.扯淡标准:一定要自己扯或自己改编扯,不淡的不许扯扯淡口号:<font color="#ff0000" size="5">扯淡版闹春活动开始了,您今天来扯淡没有?

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jjhs

子云+2006-01-20 11:00-->引用:子云 @ 2006-01-20 11:00 1、用嘴吃2、海拔高了，头‘婚’3、乌龟

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天堑变通途

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子云

sally_smile+2006-01-19 22:21-->引用:sally_smile @ 2006-01-19 22:21 凑凑热闹．出几道题．盲人都是怎么吃桔子的？为什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快结婚了？<div class="jj4"><div class="jj4">家有家规，国有国规，那动物园里有啥规？</div></div>

1、用嘴吃2、海拔高了，头‘婚’3、乌龟

天堑变通途

sally_smile+2006-01-19 22:21-->引用:sally_smile @ 2006-01-19 22:21 凑凑热闹．出几道题．盲人都是怎么吃桔子的？为什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快结婚了？<div class="jj4"><div class="jj4">家有家规，国有国规，那动物园里有啥规？</div></div>

支持扯淡题目，但俺一答肯定比MM的标答要更扯淡，让大家先扯吧，俺就管发奖<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/tongue.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

sally_smile

凑凑热闹．出几道题．盲人都是怎么吃桔子的？为什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她快结婚了？<div class="jj4"><div class="jj4">家有家规，国有国规，那动物园里有啥规？</div></div>

sally_smile

哈哈,天堑的点名题,是不是金币更多些? 我可真的是见钱眼开哦! @_@<font color="#ff0000" size="3">1.什么越洗越脏 越洗越脏，不洗有人吃，洗了没人吃,是水吧. 越洗越脏，不洗有人吃，洗了没人吃,是水吧.<font color="#ff0000" size="3">2.带壳的生鸡蛋和熟鸡蛋如何不破壳就区分出来<font color="#ff0000" size="3"> 旋转呗,能转得起来的,自然是熟鸡蛋了．<font color="#ff0000" size="3">3.MM最拿手的家务活是什么<font color="#ff0000" size="3">　看来真的是考我婆婆做得合不合格了．好象我样样精通哎，最拿手的，嗯，是煮粥．

天堑变通途

sally_smile+2006-01-18 21:05-->引用:sally_smile @ 2006-01-18 21:05 还有没有题啦,也想做做哎;我不是美女,是小美女的婆婆,也想捞点金币,好娶儿媳妇......

“小美女的婆婆”那不是大美女吗<img src="images/smiles/biggrin.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> MM是婆婆必然家务活干的多，就给你3个家务题<font color="#ff0000" size="3">1.什么越洗越脏<font color="#ff0000" size="3">2.带壳的生鸡蛋和熟鸡蛋如何不破壳就区分出来<font color="#ff0000" size="3">3.MM最拿手的家务活是什么

天堑变通途

听语漫步+2006-01-18 21:24-->引用:听语漫步 @ 2006-01-18 21:24 天堑滥用职权，罚款5000金币

俺这一楼就是扯淡楼,在这一楼的职权用得越扯淡越好<img src="images/smiles/run.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 其实MM看俺在别处就不会滥用职权,MM不冒大泡、冒好泡休想得俺一分、一币<img src="images/smiles/shine.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 听语MM在这楼如果够扯淡一定有重奖，先给50币封你小嘴，免得你打俺小报告，如何？<img src="images/smiles/confused.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

cy88+2006-01-19 02:26-->引用:cy88 @ 2006-01-19 02:26 说来似遇鬼,俺堂堂七品板猪,昨晚竟几次编辑不了那帖...提交后还是错样..

哈哈，你那帖子俺也编辑不了，一怒之下改之就编辑好了（俺虽是九品板猪，你这七品板猪不服不行吧<img src="images/smiles/biggrin.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> ）