【胡创】大话"儿教论坛十二金钗"

天堑变通途

序言
<font color="blue">满帖癫狂言,一把弥勒泪!
都云天堑土,均解其中味?

想俺天堑历过一番儿教梦幻之后,逢论坛MM无数,念及所见之论坛众MM,觉其行止见识,皆出于我之上.想那曹老先生举家食粥尚著一部石头记传世,虽我未学,下笔无文,但衣食无忧,举家食肉羹,不妨用&quot;谭士臣&quot;言,敷演出一段故事来,亦可使儿教众MM昭传,破人愁闷,不亦宜乎?(谭士臣者教育资源吃饱后谈闲事撑的也)

既然开的是茶楼,少不得各式坊间艺术一一使将出来一博众茶客一笑,如果有哪位客人一时兴起与俺同流合语这段佳话,俺就大用猪权冒被目老大枪毙之险给他狂加分,还将大开公库为他狂加币(当然特别欢迎论坛首铁...ZGL鼎立支持)

闲话休提,俺在构思这大话&quot;儿教论坛十二金钗&quot;时曾经发一征求意见帖http://www.etjy.com/showthread.php?t=52662
其中多位MM对俺大加&quot;爱护&quot;,给俺寄来多封夹带炸弹做烟花热情洋溢的感谢信,更有袋子MM赋美诗一首与以恭贺,俺也打油和之,现一并收入此帖以添鸦兴

袋子MM诗云:

无端弄笔是何人？

作践南华庄子文

不悔自家无见识

却将丑语诋他人

俺土财主打油应和之:

有心捉刀土财主

羡慕诸葛子云庐

常叹花自飘零落

岂敢秃笔毁桃朱！

谨以此为序最后上一曲作序结语
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tianqunping

原帖由 一袋子宁静 于 2006-10-25 22:18 发表
初来论坛，俺自比过刘姥姥，有贴为证（来到论坛整一月，遭遇众腕大手笔……）

说到十二金钗，tian版自己也跑不了，不矜不骄、出言爽利的史湘云，就你啦！

看过袋子的帖子，我决定——还是做刘姥姥吧！实在是挤不出半句诗词来

一袋子宁静

初来论坛，俺自比过刘姥姥，有贴为证（来到论坛整一月，遭遇众腕大手笔……）

说到十二金钗，tian版自己也跑不了，不矜不骄、出言爽利的史湘云，就你啦！

[ 本帖最后由 一袋子宁静 于 2006-10-25 22:40 编辑 ]

tianqunping

论坛恢复，诸神归位。
天堑的十二金钗该粉墨登场了。俺就是乡巴佬刘姥姥，诗文一窍不通，实在逼极了，也只能说出个：“老刘老刘，力气大如牛，一口吃个猪，不抬头！”看众姑娘都是花朵一样，把俺认识的姑娘先说说吧。通途虽不常来，就跟元春一样，难得省亲一次；梅边吹笛儿的当然是妙玉；听语就是那凤姑娘了；前车和水中有一个是黛玉妹妹，我不认得；袋子和昙花哪个是宝姐姐，俺也认不清；还有众位姑娘俺就不知道咋称呼了，你们大家就评去吧

tianqunping

行至水穷处+2006-08-30 13:10+pid956352-->引用: 行至水穷处 @ 2006-08-30 13:10 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=956352">查看原帖[/url]  <table width="72%" bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0"><tr><td class="p14" align="left"></td></tr><tr><td></td><td class="f14" align="left" width="97%"><table style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-WRAP: break-word" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="87%" border="0"><tr><td class="gray14">论坛好了歌：世人都晓网络好,惟有坛子忘不了! 古今才女在何方?论坛争芳没完了. 世人都晓坛子好,只有儿教忘不了! 终朝只恨上无多,及到多时灌多了. 世人都晓儿教好,只有水区忘不了! 天堑日日说卖茶,茶来人却不见了. 世人都晓水区好,只有此帖忘不了! 痴心网虫古来多,坛中金钗谁见了? 期待此帖再续，一睹往日金钗风采！</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>

水mm写得真好！鼓掌

行至水穷处

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菜鸟

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天堑变通途

<font color="blue">通途不出众钗如何肯在俺这一胡创帖飞花飘香，胡言乱语前为免唐突曹老先生的&quot;南华庄子文&quot;故先建一&quot;诸葛子云庐&quot;

既然是天堑茶楼自然有&quot;妙玉奉茶&quot;(2002兄弟要歇会儿)
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<font color="blue">俺既然捉刀众MM入楼中自是&quot;迎春宿命&quot;
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<font color="blue">俺后面如果土话胡话连篇,众MM请&quot;宝钗扑碟&quot;
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<font color="blue">众MM烦此天堑土人无趣请自便去&quot;可卿春困&quot;
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<font color="blue">MM们春困一定要找一好地儿估计是&quot;湘云眠芍&quot;
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<font color="blue">众MM觉癫狂言语未有冲撞那就一起&quot;巧姐余庆&quot;
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<font color="blue">如若俺癫狂言不尽余兴,众MM生花妙笔来&quot;熙凤弄权&quot;
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<font color="blue">再怎么胡闹MM们也不要&quot;探春远别&quot;
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<font color="blue">请经常&quot;元春省亲&quot;
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<font color="blue">省亲后一定要记得回自己个家去&quot;李纨课子&quot;
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<font color="blue">课子之余听语MM要&quot;惜春做画&quot;哦
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<font color="blue">MM们的LG是宝二爷也别&quot;黛玉葬花&quot;,现在时兴小二黑结婚&quot;黛玉葬花&quot;最煞风景,不帖. :D

ealain

韶华已随风消散，飞花逐水流乐也悠悠烦也忧，何必觅闲愁。

一袋子宁静

通途变天堑+2005-12-23 19:39-->引用:通途变天堑 @ 2005-12-23 19:39 人不见，水空流。一袋子宁静只露墙头一半身却水翦双眸点绛唇想来必是＂十二金钗＂之一了.

人不见，水空流，韶华不为少年留。哎呀，来这儿的都孩儿他妈了。&ldquo;十二金钗&rdquo;原是天堑拿我们取笑逗乐的，常来&ldquo;天堑茶楼&rdquo;捧场的都少不了入他的黑名单，我至多也就烧火做饭一夜叉，锅台厨房转转身&hellip;&hellip;