【灌水】超强的中国式英文

葡萄干

1．we two who and who？     咱俩谁跟谁阿　　2．how are you ? how old are you?　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you　 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 　有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me　 彼此彼此　　7．You Give Me Stop!!　 你给我站住！8．know is know noknow is noknow　 知之为知之，不知为不知...9．WATCH SISTER 　 表妹10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough　　美中不足12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die　　 车祸现场描述13．heart flower angry open　　心花怒放14．go past no mistake past　　 走过路过，不要错过15．小明：I am sorry!  　  老外：I am sorry too!       小明：I am sorry three!　    老外：What are you sorry for? 　   小明：I am sorry five!16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!　　 要钱没有，要命一条17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.       我叫李老大，今年25。18．you have two down son。　    你有两下子。19．as far as you go to die      有多远，死多远！！！！ 20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face       给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 我还看过一个：people mountain people sea，大伙儿猜猜什么意思

lhb33

you don't bird me,I don't bird you

lahu

哈哈~先学习一下 有机会也牛2句。

逸飞

妈妈妞妞+-->引用:妈妈妞妞 one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die　　 车祸现场描述最为经典！

哈哈啊哈，搞笑指数9.9

妈妈妞妞

one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die　　 车祸现场描述最为经典！

逸飞

估计百来年之后中式英语该要盛行的：）

葡萄干

壮壮+-->引用:壮壮 人山人海!

Strong! You true strong!

壮壮

人山人海!

yuxilxn

good a good a , laugh died me a

美琪

laugh look over......