【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃（六）

zgl · 发表于 2005-1-6 21:42:38

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style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　5 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw566.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　6 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw567.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　7 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw568.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　看你还往哪跑～ <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_857.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　电视上看不到的广告 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200404/4042701.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　谁说动物不通人性？ <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_01_55.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　动物模仿秀 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw593.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　好郁闷啊～ <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw706.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　有钱人家的小姐 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_739.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　一肚子火 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_211.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

zhunyi · 发表于 2005-2-12 02:26:45

把肚子也笑痛了，放松一下

ivanzhang11 · 发表于 2005-1-14 22:34:17

搞笑。。

lahu · 发表于 2005-1-14 20:53:00

郁闷中放松一下

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壮壮 · 发表于 2005-1-6 23:37:09

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壮壮 · 发表于 2005-1-6 22:28:20

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