【转帖】祝福短信

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<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td valign="top" align="center" width="4%"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9" width="96%">狗年旺旺,旺(万)事如意,旺万)事顺心!</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">百业兴旺 狗年行大运 天狗守吉祥 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">天狗守护你；春风洋溢你；家人关心你；爱情滋润你；财神宠信你；朋友忠于你；我会祝福你；幸运之星永远照着你！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">旺旺吠财，狗年来福。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">我昨晚梦到你了：我们漫步在小河边，相互依偎着。你抬头凝视着我的眼睛，深情地吐出三个字……汪汪汪……</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">跟我妈说了，我喜欢你，我要让你去我家，日日夜夜陪伴我，知道吗？通过这些日子的交往，我发现我已经不能没有你，可我妈不肯，她说：家里不准养狗！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">天是蓝的，海是深的，男人的话没一句是真的； 爱是永恒的，血是鲜红的，男人不K是不行的； 男人如果是有钱的，和谁都是有缘的； 男人靠得住，狗都会爬树！！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">有一颗豆，跌倒了，它气馁，情绪低落。这豆就是我，有什么能鼓励它站起来呢？答案就是你！因为有一样东西，叫“猪鼓励豆”。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">当你在路上遇到狗的时候不要惊慌，要勇敢地与它博斗，仅多会有三种结果：一是你赢了，你比狗厉害；二是你输了，你连狗都不如；三是你们打平了，你和狗一样。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势凶凶地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">知道我们为何有缘吗？早在一千年前我们就认识了，是个秋天，你随我在风里跑，在我身上留下了牙印，这事成了千古佳话。 那时，我叫吕洞宾。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">一天嘴馋的小狗又跳上餐桌找寻食物，发现一只烤鸡，正欲吃时，主人突然大叫：如果你敢对那只鸡怎样，我就对你怎样！于是小狗舔了一下鸡屁股。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">深夜布什看到拉登站立在自己床前，批头散发，布什大惊说：你好大胆，敢夜闯白宫！拉登甩了甩齐胸的胡子，阴森地笑了，说：飘柔，就是这样自信！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">考考你：世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办？（打一歌名）………………《至少还有你》呀！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">又是一次偶遇，你那水汪汪的大眼睛含情地望着，我我惊慌地想避开你的视线，你却紧追不舍，你的心情我懂，于是我边跑边喊：是谁家的狗没拴好？</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">送你一块点心：第一层，体贴！第二层，关怀！第三层，浪漫！第四层，温馨！中间夹层，甜蜜！祝你天天都有一份好心情！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">新年到，祝一帆风顺，二龙腾飞，三羊开泰，四季平安，五福临门，六六大顺，七星高照，八方来财，九九同心，十全十美。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">祝身体健康，牙齿掉光；一路顺风，半路失踪；一路走好，半路摔倒；天天愉快，经常变态；笑口常开，笑死活该！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">我们要天天思念，但不要天天相见。我负责美丽妖艳，你负责努力赚钱。你可以和别人相恋，但不要让我发现，若被我碰见，哼……耗子药煮面！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">读这讯息，你已欠我一个拥抱；删这讯息，欠我一个吻；存这讯息，欠我一个约会；要是回复，你欠我全部；要不回复，你就是我的。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">可爱的你偷走了我的情，盗走了我的心，我决定告上法庭？法官翻遍了所有的纪录和案例后，陪审团一致通过：判你终身伴我！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">天生我才必有用，唯独是情弄不懂！某日王帝托梦来，明早八点起床后，吃完蛋糕就会懂（试读每句第三字会有惊喜）。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">送你一份有屎以来，粪量最重的礼物，你一定会大吃一斤，还要多多饱含，如觉粪量不够还请自便！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">尊敬的用户您好：您的话费余额已不足0.1元了，请您于近日内，卖儿卖女卖大米，砸锅卖铁卖点血，卖房卖地卖情人，把手机费交上，移动给您磕头了。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">如果感到幸福你就挥挥手，如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚，如果感到幸福你就甩甩头。新年快乐，疯子！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">大海啊全是水，蜘蛛啊全是腿，辣椒啊真辣嘴，认识你啊不后悔。祝新年快乐，天天开怀合不拢嘴！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">黑猩猩不小心踩了长臂猿拉的大便，长臂猿温柔细心地帮她擦洗干净后他们相爱了，别人问起他们是怎么走到一起的，黑猩猩感慨地说：猿粪！都是猿粪哪！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">飞机上，乌鸦对乘务员说：给爷来杯水！狗听后也学道：给爷也来杯水！乘务员把狗和乌鸦扔出机舱，乌鸦笑着对猪说：傻了吧？爷会飞！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">什么是骄傲？牛呗！什么是谦虚？装呗！什么是勤俭？抠呗！ 什么是奉献？傻呗！ 什么是聪明？吹呗！ 谁是美女？你呗！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节你方会猛刮金钱风，狠淋钞票雨，狂下金雹银雹，结钻石冰，长翡翠树，挂珍珠霜，生玛瑙果，小心挨砸！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节你要精神放松，快乐在胸，就像盆儿里一棵葱，对忧烦无动于衷，苦闷不在你心中，来年运程一通百通！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节你要生活超越小康，常葆福乐安康，气魄强健如钢，甜蜜入对成双，不离酱蒜葱姜，吃嘛嘛都香。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节赠你一棵愿望树，上面结满开心果，幸运梅，甜蜜瓜，富贵枣，温馨李，幸福桃，映红你一年通畅的运程！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节祝你乐开花：美丽胜鲜花，浪漫如樱花，吉祥似雪花，运气逢桃花，富贵赛牡丹花，打麻将杠上开花！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春日宴，绿酒一杯歌一遍，再拜陈三愿。一愿郎君千岁，二愿妾身常健，三愿如同梁上燕，岁岁常相见。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春晓，春晓，处处绿杨芳草。山山水水，欢欢笑笑，共祝六合同春，步步登高。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">当新年的钟声敲响，把我最真诚的祝福献上。愿你年年都有鸟语花香，天天都有玉液琼浆。</td></tr></table>

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<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td class="f9">叮铃铃的手机声，是我的问候；短消息里的心声，是我的温柔；轻柔柔的话语声，是你的笑容。祝新年快乐！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">冬去春来百花香，一条信息送四方，东方送你摇钱树，南方送你永安康，西方送你好生意，北方送你钱满箱。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">短信贺岁：岁岁平安，安居乐业；业和邦兴，兴旺发达；大吉大利，力争上游；游刃有余，青春永驻。新年快乐！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">堆积365天的想念，凝聚千丝万缕的柔情，拼却春夏秋冬的痴恋，采撷夜空璀璨的星宿，只为祝你春节快乐！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">和我一同笑过的人，我可能把他忘了；和我一同哭过的人，我却永远不会忘记。新年快乐，我患难与共的朋友。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">红枫的衣裙衬着蓝天飘逸，雪舞的天空从此不再寂寞。走过霜冻又一次春的涌动，紫丁香传来了我真挚的祝福。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">鸿运滚滚来，四季都发财。狗年好事多，幸福喜颜开。步步再高升，事事顺着来。老友多联系，莫将我忘怀！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">借新春柔和的风扣开你心扉，把爱的歌声絮语在你心空放飞，真情真美，心心相随，祝你节日快乐幸福沉醉！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">今年过节不收礼，收礼只收人民币。十万八万都可以，美元欧元不嫌弃。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">今年新年不送礼，发条短信祝福你，健康快乐长伴你，幸福美满粘着你，还有我要告诉你，财神爷已盯上你。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">今天的你是快乐的，今夜的你是甜蜜的，今年的你是顺利的，今生的你是幸福的，今世的你是健康的！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">$$$$$$$$$$$$当你收到这些钱的符号时，就表示你已接到财神爷的祝福，他会为你在新的一年里带来财运哦！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">这一季，有我最深的思念，就让风捎去满心的祝福，缀满你甜蜜的梦境，祝你拥有一个灿烂的新年。 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">爱你爱不够，只想多留一刻在你左右，心跳的声音是爱的美丽旋律，让我们的爱奏出世界上最动听的音符，新年快乐！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">变撒哈拉之沙为财、太平洋之水为福、喜马拉雅之颠为寿，送作新年礼物，祝你新的一年财广、福多、身体健康！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">晨曦出现的第一缕阳光是我对你的深深祝福，夕阳收起的最后一抹嫣红是我对你衷心的问候，在新年来临之际，送上我最真挚的祝福：新年快乐！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">传说薰衣草拥有四片翠绿的叶子：第一片叶子是信仰，第二片叶子是希望，第三片叶子是爱情，第四片叶子是幸运。送你一棵薰衣草，愿你新年快乐！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春风洋溢你，家人关心你，爱情滋润你，财神系着你，朋友忠于你，我这祝福你，幸运之星永远照着你。祝狗年大吉大利！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节到，财神到，赵公元帅向你笑，工资加薪生意兴隆股市利好，出门跌跤也捡个金元宝！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节好！满街放鞭炮，逮谁都问好，搓麻不怕警察知道！狗年更好！上蹿下跳，生意火爆！抓耳挠腮，好运全到！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">在狗年来临之际，我送你五颗星：福星保你富贵荣耀，吉星保你大吉大利，财星保你财源滚滚，寿星保你与日月齐光，爱星保你得到的爱天长地久。 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">2006年天气预报，你将遇到金钱雨，幸运风，友情雾，爱情露，健康云，顺利霜，美满雷，安全雹，开心闪，此天气将会持续一整年。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">身体康佳赛蒙牛，美女飘柔多联想；生活富康乐百氏，事业捷达步步高；财源强生腾新浪，股票长虹冒紫光！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">领导偏袒你，警察让着你，法院向着你，官运伴着你，媳妇由着你，吃喝随便你，财运罩着你，中奖只有你！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">新春大吉！祝你人气超越圣母，财气敢当比尔盖茨之母，英气胜过萨达姆，帅气直追贝克汉姆，国际超人非你莫属！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节你方会猛刮金钱风，狠淋钞票雨，狂下金雹银雹，结钻石冰，长翡翠树，挂珍珠霜，生玛瑙果，小心挨砸</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">祝你一帆风顺，双龙戏珠；三阳开泰，四季发财；五福临门，六六大顺；七星捧月，八面春风；九运当头，十全十美，恭喜恭喜。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">仰首是春，俯首是秋。愿所有的幸福都追随着您。祝您狗年快乐。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">情是世界上伤人最深的武功，比洪七的打狗棒，比段玉的六脉神剑，比令狐冲的独孤九剑，都厉害多了。 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">你是10足花心的人，且常常与9作乐，8不得家有亿万钱财，长年弃7不顾，成天6达，寻找猎物，5需多问，而4性不改，还3心2意，你1定不是好人。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">如果我是骑马的，你可以叫我马夫；如果我是驾车的，你可以叫我车夫；如果我是管账的，你又该叫我什么呢？</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">水在流，鱼在游，爱你不需要理由，风在吹，雨在下，很想抱你亲一下，天有情，地有情，浪漫一下行不行。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">如果有一天你觉得疲倦，只要一转身，我的祝福就在你身边，不管离多远不管多少年，我的爱都在你的周围守护着你!</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">在2006年中，祝你一家瑞气，二气雍和，三星拱户，四季平安，五星高照，六畜兴旺，总之一切如意!</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">知道我在做什么吗？给你五个选择：A：想你 B：很想你 C：非常想你 D：不想你不可能。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">缘份天注定，浪漫本无心！寂寞的我很想找一个有缘人，说不定我们会成为红尘知已哦！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">读它你欠我一个拥抱；删除它欠我一个吻；储存它欠我一个约会；如回复你欠我全部；如不回复你将永远爱我!</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">病人:我失眠了,医生：这些药，黄色可以梦见刘德华；红色可以梦见F4；白色梦见张信哲 。病人：那么我要全部一起服用呢？医生：那你就能见到张国荣。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">我要把所有存款全部都换成钢蹦，足有300多枚,没事拿着玩,还可以晃荡着听响儿.你若敢惹我,就用钢蹦砸你,砸得你满头是疱!让你知道有钱人的厉害!</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">无子西瓜研制成功，频繁参加各种庆功会、报告会，风光无限。其它西瓜十分羡慕，一西瓜愤愤：美什么呀？都没下一代了。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">猜灯谜啦：你和狗站在一起。(打一动物)………………………………谜底：象</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">我决心为全国人民做3件大事：1给珠穆朗玛峰修电梯2给长城贴瓷砖3给飞机安倒档；做3件小事：1给苍蝇戴手套2给蚊子戴口罩3给你喂点猪饲料。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">你知不知道大家都喊你是“三心”牌的，什么意思？----别人看了恶心，自家看了伤心，放在家里放心。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">男人与狗，男人20象哈吧狗，甜言蜜语常在口，男人30象看门狗，烧饭洗衣最拿手，男人40象发疯狗，一见美女咬一口。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">等一列地铁五分钟；看一场电影三小时；月缺月圆一个月；春去春来一年；想念一个你一生！可一句关心的话只需一秒钟：天凉了，圈里多垫点草</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">公安局宿舍楼落成,老百姓给予高度评价: 嫖客打的桩 小姐灌的浆 麻将砌的墙 小偷上的梁 毒品粉的墙 强盗住的房! </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">一拜天地,从今受尽老婆气!二拜高堂,为她辛苦为她忙!夫妻对拜,从此勒紧裤腰带!送入洞房,我跪搓板她睡床! </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">昨天我在网上看到你这个型号的手机辐射特别大，吓了我一跳，刚要通知你，又看到说对智商小于50的人不起作用，我这才放心，你也别担心了，继续用吧！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">想和你去看海，却把握不住莫测的未来；想和你去登山，却充满对理想的茫然；想和你去流浪，却到不了幸福的天堂；想和你逛街，却碰到警察说：不许带狗 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">寻人启示，一身破烂，二目无神，三餐未进，四肢无力，五音不全，六神无主，七孔流血，八卦非常，九死一生，十分像你。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">人,会谈恋爱,不特殊;牛,会吃青草,不特殊;猪,会按电话,才特殊;还按!真是神猪! 哇...还会笑!真是酷呆了的猪</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">听说你最近很牛逼，普京扶你下飞机，布什给你当司机，麦当娜陪你上楼梯，金喜善给你烤烧鸡，刘德华帮你倒垃圾，连我都要给你发短信息！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">报告：您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康，请您起来重睡....手机实时监测系统。 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">不许动！抢劫！全部举起手来！男的站左边，女的站右边，变态的 站中间，哎！ 说的就是你，还装着看手机！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">老公老公我爱你,就象老农种大米,小心翼翼伺候你,等你慢慢变大米,爱你想你吃掉你,我再开始种大米</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">我有一首无名诗，世上很少有人知，只有我和傻瓜知，傻瓜正在读此诗！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">别以为你很酷，其实我一见你就想吐；别以为你很帅，其实我想把你踹！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">不要追求我，我要告诉你：“长江后浪推前浪，前浪死在沙滩上。后浪继续往前上，还会死在沙滩上。”死心吧！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">爱空空情空空，自己流浪在街中；人空空钱空空，单身苦命在打工;事空空业空空，想来想去就发疯;手机空没钱充，生活所迫不轻松------总之四大皆空。 </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">情商测试：十个人之中有九个人收到这条短信都会打开。可见这世上缺乏自制力的人很多。你也是。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">昨天有人说你是狗，我把他狠狠地批了一顿。太不象话了，怎么能人家像什么就说人家是什么。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">我想吻你，不长，就一生。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">如果你那是鱼，我愿是鱼网网着你；如果你是那山，我愿是山边的小河我要绕你；如果你是馍馍，那我就是一碗羊肉汤我要泡你。你是树，我是藤，我绕你；你是灯，我是油，我耗你；你是饼，我是锅，我烙你；你是茶，我是水，我泡你。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">男人二十是奔腾，三十是微软，四十是松下，五十是联想</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">单身是领悟，恋爱是失误，分手是觉悟，结婚是错误，离婚是醒悟，再婚是执迷不悟，没有情人是废物，情人多了是动物。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">天苍苍，野茫茫。今年的希望，太渺茫！ 水湾湾，路长长。没钱的日子，太漫长！ 楼高高，人忙忙。今夜能否与你。。。。 结伴抢银行！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">一名美国人在白宫前大骂布什是个白痴，结果马上遭到逮捕，罪名是——泄露国家机密</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">考试如此多焦/引无数考生尽通宵/惜秦皇汉武/胆子太小/唐宗宋祖/不得不抄/一代天骄成吉思汗/最后只把白卷交/俱往矣/数风流人物/全都重考</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">上联：我爱的人名花有主；下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹；横批：命苦</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">男人没有女友时候猎狗：嗅觉灵敏！ 谈恋爱后像哈巴狗：千依百顺！ 结婚后像狼狗：终于褪去伪善的外皮了！！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">狼来了， 猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈吩咐道：大猪去堵门；二猪去堵窗；当看到小猪时，猪妈来气了，大叫：小猪不要再玩手机啦！ 你肉多，去把狼引开！！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">——————思念像根长线，一端牵在我手，一端系在你的脖子上，每当我想你的时候，只要轻轻地拉动一下长线， 总能听见你憨憨的声音——————汪汪汪！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">希望今得：人人顺着你，火车让着你，钞票贴着你，烦恼躲着你，公安护着你，法院偏向你，美酒撑着你，还有朋友我在祝福着你！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">每天送你888，顺心顺意天天发；每天送你999，前前后后都富有；每天送你555，日日上班不辛苦；每天送你333，无论做啥都过关！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">一江春水一江涛，一山更比一山高，发个信息给草包，草包准把手机掏，掏出手机低头看，发现自已是草包＋草包！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">要是山羊拉车，兔子耕地，不要稀奇；要是猫儿请客，老鼠来赴席，不要稀奇；因为是小狗发的短消息。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">常忆网吧日幕,沉醉不知归路,兴尽晚回车,误入陷井深处,伤痛伤痛,依旧痴迷不误!</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">身下坐着帽子，头上戴着鞋子，嘴里嚼着袜子，手里拿着手机子，瞪着一付眼珠子，想从里面找乐子。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">新四项基本原则之男人篇：老总基本很拽，老板基本很拐，老爸基本很帅，老公基本可爱！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">做家具的是木材，懂诗词的是秀才，众人想的是钱财，被培养的是人才，发消息的是天才，看消息的是蠢材！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">一大学生误入恐怖分子营地被抓，恐怖分子问道：你哪儿来的，快说，否则电死你。 学生回答：我电大的~~~ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">当你在路上遇到狗的时候不要惊慌，要勇敢地与它博斗，仅多会有三种结果： 一是你赢了，你比狗厉害；二是你输了，你连狗都不如；三是你们打平了，你和狗一样。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">祝你在狗年的日子里，“钱”程似锦，“富”如东海，“瘦”比南山，“性”福美满，“狗”得其乐，“鑫”春快乐！祝你狗年：大吉大利，吉祥如意，吠吠平安，及时行乐，千万不要忘记拿起手机，积极的和朋友分享狗年的快乐吉祥！ </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">预定狗年第一缕阳光给你,祝心情愉悦,预定狗年第一缕暖风给你,祝工作顺利,预定狗年第一声鸟鸣给你,祝心想事成！雄鸡嘶鸣报春晓，赶紧起床吃水饺，亲戚朋友多跑跑，一年还比一年高，祝您吃得好喝得好玩得爽睡得香! </td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">新年到来，请遵守四项基本原则：将财神看守到底，将幸福紧握到底，将好运怀抱到底、将爱情进行到底！请严格遵守，直至革命胜利！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">无论我在哪里，我都希望离你只有一个转身的距离。在这个特别的日子里，让我的心陪你共同起舞。祝你新年快乐，平安健康！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">圣旨到！奉天承运，皇帝诏曰：狗年已至，特赐红包一个，内有幸福万两，快乐万两，笑容万两……愿卿家饱尝幸福快乐之微笑，钦此！三十的晚上，我梦到了你，急忙给你来拜年：新年好！忽然一个喷嚏把我惊醒，我知道是你想我了，所以马上打电话对你说：红包拿来！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">你在新年夜被通缉了，你的罪行是：1对朋友太好，又够义气；2青春的面孔，灿烂的笑容。本庭现判决如下：罚你终身做我的朋友，不得上诉！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">你是我冬天里的棉袄,黑夜里的灯泡,饥饿中的面包,夏天里的雪糕.这个春节你不在我身边,我什么都没有了。只有把思念编成短信祝你新春快乐。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">老朋友，新春又到。狗年祝你:1马平川2亿资产3前有路4海逢源5星宾馆6碟一碗7喜临门8面威风9足饭饱10点上班，天天快乐！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">祝你：百事可乐！万事芬达！天天娃哈哈！月月乐百事！年年高乐高！心情似雪碧！永远都醒目！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节好！希望在狗年：领导欣赏你，同事让着你，钞票跟着你，彩票罩着你，股市随便你，爱情贴着你！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节是佳节，佳节就不能没有你！没有你就好像：炒菜没放盐，桔子不太甜，喝酒没有烟，上街没带钱。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">有句话一直没敢对你说，可是新年再不说就没机会了：你真的好讨厌——（讨）人喜欢，百看不（厌）！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">当我把神灯擦三下后，灯神问我想许什么愿？我说：我想你帮我照顾一个正在看短信的人，保佑那人狗年平安幸福！</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">祝你在新的一年里：事业正当午，身体壮如虎，金钱不胜数，干活不辛苦，悠闲像老鼠，浪漫似乐谱，快乐莫你属。</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">春节又到，这一年你过得好不好？狗年新开始，我的情况可不妙：前前后后，左左右右，里里外外都是你，你想我吗？</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">丫头！等我有了钱，我要用人头马给你冲厕所，用美钞给你点烟，用999朵玫瑰给你洗泡泡浴，用波音飞机接你上下班，用还珠格格给你当丫鬟！行不？</td></tr><tr><td background="../hudonghd/images/dot_05.gif" colspan="2" height="1"></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="center"><img src="http://www.hao123.com/hudonghd/images/dot_04.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /></td><td class="f9">上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话！下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子！横批：发错人了。</td></tr><tr><td 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一袋子宁静

呵呵，比我贴得还要多。我得重点挑挑给领导的。：）

wpopw

强！

子云

改编一条送给老公!

豆豆龙

谢谢 有重大参考价值