小沈阳的经典语句

上方宝剑

小沈阳超搞笑的经典台词，在nciku.cn翻译了一下，有什么不对的地方，请大家指点！

1、 这是为什么呢 ？
Why does this is？

2 走别人的路，让别人无路可走
walk others road, let others have no way out

3 我太有才了，上辈子我是裁缝
I too to have the talent, the ancestors I was the tailor

4 都说我长得寒碜，不过我妈挺稀罕我，我妈说小时候带我去公园，老多人围着问我妈， “大姐，你家这猴搁哪买的？” 现在我都长开了。
all said I shabbily, but my mother very cherished me, my mother said the childhood led me to go to the park, the old multi-people gathered round ask my mother, eldest sister, which your family this monkey did put buys? Now I all long opened.

5 出名了仍要慢慢发展看看我穿的这身衣服，啥，你说我这大红配大绿不好看，别瞧不起人，我的衣服都是从专卖店买的。
has become famous this body clothes which still had to develop slowly has a look me to put on, what, did you say my this scarlet matched greatly green is unattractive, do not despise the human, my clothes all were buy from the exclusive agency.

6 我在商场逛，随便问一个服务员，你卖这衣服多少钱？她说，180元。我说，30元卖不？她说卖，然后就让我交钱，我说，我不买，就是随便溜达。
I stroll in the market, asked casually a service person, how much money you do sell this clothes? She said, 180 Yuan.I said that, 30 Yuan do not sell? She said sells, then lets me make a payment, I said, I do not buy, is takes a stroll casually.

7 太阳出来东方亮，山炮啥样我啥样
sun comes out the East to be bright, the mountain artillery what type did I what type

8 多喜庆啊
more than jubilation

9 ——我看你长得好年轻哦 这化妆品好厉害哦 眼瞅着都六十的人了 谁能看出来了
——谁六十啊 人家一朵花没开呢
——是啊 仙人掌嘛 六十年一开嘛
- - I think who you the good young oh this cosmetics good fierce oh eye to take a look at all 60 person to be able to look as soon as
- - a who 60 others flower hasn't opened
- - the cactus for 60 years to open

10 pia pia 我就溜达，我可顽皮了呢!!
pia pia I to take a stroll, I might mischievous!!

11 眼睛一闭一睁一天儿过去了hao~,眼睛一闭不睁,一辈子过去了hao!
As soon as as soon as as soon as 11 eyes shut open the eyes a weather to pass hao~, the eye have shut do not open the eyes, has passed for a lifetime hao!

12你们还追啊， 我到家了!!
you also pursue, I to family!!

13 不用拍,到我的班就是休息!
does not use the racket, to mine class is the rest!

14 我看谁没鼓掌，半夜趴你家窗户~~
I looked who hasn't applauded, midnight lies prone your family window ~~

15 我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫xiao shen yang（小损样） ~~~~~!
my Chinese names to call small Shenyang, my English name calls xiao shen yang (small unprepossessing look) ~~~~~!

16 老妹儿,你能抓着我啊~~
old younger sisters, you can grab my ~~

17 咿，这一着急穿跑偏了,哎呀妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆nia。
yi, this worry put on runs leaning, oh the mother, I said how the aisle didn't have crotch nia.

18 我是有身份的人,什么是有身份的人呢?就是有身份证的人就是有身份的人!
I have the status person, what has the status person? Has the ID card person to have the status person!

19 太阳出来照大地！欢迎大伙来看戏
sun comes out according to the earth! Welcome everybody to see a play

20 诶呀妈呀，我可稀罕我这个小包了。320……打完折15
ei mothers, I might cherish my this packet.320 ......Hits folds 15
21 我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
I can achieve the matter, always not troublesome others
22 我走死你~~~~
I walk die your ~~~~

23 观众朋友们吖~~他们都说我长地像变态~！告诉你们，其实我可正常咧~！！！！
audience friend a ~~ they all to say my long likely metamorphosis ~! Tells you, actually I may normal ~!!!!  

24 放你个五彩玲珑月光电缆屁！
puts your all colors exquisite moonlight electric cable fart!  
25 趴趴地就溜达，谁叫我也不回头。
lies prone takes a stroll, who is called me not to turn head.
26 到我班儿了嚎，大伙儿不用老鼓掌.你们的手腕子一疼.我的心都疼
arrived my Ban Er howlingly, everybody did not need always to applaud. As soon as your wrist hurts. My heart all hurts.
27 你瞎啊!!!我这是棉花套只!!
you blind!!! My this is cotton set of!!!!
28 哎呀我说别人跑你不跑是吧...你藐视我是吧！ 我说你咋不蹽呐~~我来啦....
oh I said others run you not to run…You despise me! I said your how  ~~ I don't come.
29 来哥啊？我小唐，恩那~到女儿国了~老狠了~扇嘴巴子，pia pia的!
comes the elder brother? My young Tang, has always suppressed the ~ fan cheeks graciousness that ~ to daughter country ~, pia pia!
30 人不可貌相`海水不可瓢崴
people may not the facial expression `sea water not be possible the wooden scoop bumpy mountain road  
31 给朋友们来个另类点的 台湾著名歌星陈水扁的歌送给大家
美国著名摇滚电视剧连续剧水浒传的主题歌护花使者的片头曲刀郎的情人献给大家
gives the Taiwan famous singing star Chen Shuibian's song which the friends come an in addition kind of spot to give everybody
the American renowned rock and roll soap opera serial TV opera Shui Hu Zhuan's theme song protector's film title Qu Daolang sweetheart to give to everybody
32 朋友们呐.他们都说柞瞅我长的磕碜.其实我一点也不磕碜.不信你细瞅.......还赶不上柞瞅呢哈
friends. They all said the oak takes a look at me long to knock chen. Actually I do not knock chen. Does not believe you to take a look thin .......Can'tcatch up with the oak to take a look at Kazak
33 我不是名人 就是一人名
me is not the celebrity is personal name
34 这跟头 我练七八年~
this somersaults I practices 78 year Brother
35 -玉帝哥哥
-爱 八戒
-玉帝哥哥你是从哪里来啊！
-伊拉克！
-太他妈远了吧~
-远了，那平房！
-没打着 没打着 你妈屁股长白毛！
-我要的是真经
-你妈的我这也不是水货啊！
- jade emperor
- to love eight exhortations
- jade emperor elder brother you is comes from where!  
- Iraq!  
- Too his mother far ~
- has been far, that one-story house!  
- Has not hit has not been hitting your mother fart section chief the mildew!  
- I want am Daoist scripture
- your mother's my this am not the parallel import!  

36 就那伊拉克 你说国家都快黄了
on that Iraq you said national all quick yellow

37 -你瞅你长这么难看还出来溜达，在家呆着呗
-就光看你 都撞树上了
- you took a look at you long such ugly also to come out take a stroll, stays in the home
- on the light was looking you all hit on the tree

38 感谢你们鸦雀无声~
to thank your complete silence ~

39 我虽然不是名人朋友们，但是像我们周边这些国家，像马来西亚、泰国、越南、新加坡，
还有俄罗斯哈----------------我都没去过~
me although was not the celebrity friends, but looked like our peripheral these countries, looked like Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore, but also had the Russian Kazak----------------I all have not gone to ~

40 别看我长得变态 其实我老有才了
not to look I was long metamorphosis I always to have the talent

41 这种感觉就是上气不接下气 ...啊吗...上就要短气
this kind of feelings actually am out of breath On must be mad short

42 阿姨阿姨夫你们好~
aunts the Arab League uncle you good ~

43（模仿阿杜）你听见了么？ 呃~我还没唱呢~
(imitated Adoue) you to hear? ~ I have not sung also the ~

44 老妹你别害怕 我是人 不是鬼阿~
old younger sisters you not to be afraid me am the human am not ~ which ghost  Arab League ~

45 呸 臭不要脸的~
bah smelly is not concerned about face  
46 我给你讲我就穿我这身休闲~
I speak me to you to put on my this body leisure ~
47 你说我是男是女袄 这个问题给我也整矛盾了~
you to say I was male am female lined jacket this question entire contradictory Grandma ~

48 奶奶 你真不去袄 那太好了 ~
you really have not gone also to lined jacket that too good Grandma ~
49 奶奶 我不是玩意
for me I am not the gadget
50 哥，你回来了？sit down please!
elder brother, you came back? sit down please!
51太阳出来照大地！欢迎大伙来看戏！要问我是哪一个，人送外号小巩俐！
sun comes out according to the earth! Welcome everybody to see a play! Must ask which one I am, the human deliver nickname young Gong Li!  

liuqunb

小沈阳这下可火大发了.看这意思哪天还不得走向世界.

yxf7964

太阳出来照大地！欢迎大伙来看戏！要问我是哪一个，人送外号小巩俐