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作者: 听语漫步    时间: 2006-9-18 15:51
标题: 老公老婆!
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">所谓老公</span><span lang="en">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">非常幽默</span><span lang="en">)</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前总是早早赴约,婚后总是迟迟回家的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是在婚前在你面前像孙子总是非依非顺,婚后在你面前像老子总是发号施令的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前只看你的脸蛋是否漂亮,婚后只看你的双手是否会干家务活的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前对你常发誓,婚后对你常常发火的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前常替你作事,婚后常叫你做事的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前向你送玫瑰,婚后向你交工资的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前对你说十句顶一句,婚后对你说一句顶十句的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前对你说“你是我的一切”婚后对你说:“我是你的一切”的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前在你面前干净整洁,婚后在你面前不修边幅的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前常常盘问你,婚后又怕被你盘问的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前对你唠叨百听不厌,婚后对你的唠叨火冒三丈的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前在你面前海侃胡吹,婚后在你面前沉默不语的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前总说你美丽,婚后总说别人老婆漂亮的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 52.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -52.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -5.0"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老公,就是婚前与你上街时口袋里装满钞票,婚后与你上街时口袋里没有钞票的那个人</span><span lang="en">......</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">所谓老婆(非常幽默)</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是婚前约会每次都迟到</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">婚后整天不上班好吃懒做的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是在婚前在你面前温柔的跟小绵羊似的</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">婚后在你面前跟母老虎似的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是在婚前画的跟天仙似的</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">婚后就跟你又多了一个老妈一样的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是婚前最喜欢要你发誓</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">婚后成天看你不顺眼的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是那个婚前什么都不干</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">婚后更是天天压迫你的那个人</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang="en"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆</span><span lang="en">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Tim
作者: 云起    时间: 2006-9-18 20:43
典型的灌水,言辞自相矛盾,内容不知所谓。。。哈哈,还是钩袜子比较实在撒。
作者: 天堑变通途    时间: 2006-9-19 06:13
听语MM不容易啊,一定要顶她\挺她老供---就是老是有水提供的那个人老泼---就是把供应水乱泼的那个人
作者: tianqunping    时间: 2006-9-19 09:12
男人还是那个男人,女人还是那个女人
作者: irene2974    时间: 2006-9-19 09:43
哈哈哈哈!不完全是,也不完全不是啦!
作者: 天堑变通途    时间: 2006-9-19 10:41
tianqunping+2006-09-19 09:12+pid980196-->引用: tianqunping @ 2006-09-19 09:12 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=980196">查看原帖[/url]  男人还是那个男人,女人还是那个女人
<img src="http://www.etjy.com/images/smiles/embarrassed.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />还是斑竹MM实在
作者: 听语漫步    时间: 2006-9-19 11:10
不是<font face="Times New Roman" size="3">俺原创的<font face="Times New Roman" size="3">转帖的干活
作者: tianqunping    时间: 2006-9-19 21:56
听语漫步+2006-09-19 11:10+pid980435-->引用: 听语漫步 @ 2006-09-19 11:10 [url=redirect.php?goto=findpost&p=980435">查看原帖[/url]  不是<font face="Times New Roman" size="3">俺原创的<font face="Times New Roman" size="3">转帖的干活
把校长的日本式中国话都逼出来了
作者: swallow332    时间: 2006-9-20 12:36
一样的天,一样的脸,一样的老公老婆,不一样的呢????




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