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标题:
【转帖】猪的西游心路
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作者:
sally_smile
时间:
2006-1-20 22:20
标题:
【转帖】猪的西游心路
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">一样的黄昏,一样的山头,不知道山后面是不是一样埋伏着新鲜出炉的麻辣妖怪。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">我</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">不知道,师傅他们也不知道。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">沙师弟经常傻乎乎地问:二师兄,西天什么时候到啊?</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">我总是呵呵呵地回答:小鸡长大了就变成了鹅;鹅长大了,就变成了羊;羊再</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">长大了,就变成了牛;等牛长大了,西天就到了。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">每到黄昏,我们照例会找个阴凉的地方落脚。然后,大师兄照例出去化斋,沙</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">师弟照例背他的</span>GRE20000<span lang="ZH-CN">,我照例躺下来想我的女人,而师傅照例躲在一边发邮件</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">向</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">观世音菩萨汇报考察心得,顺便再打打我们的小报告,这是我学会黑客后偶然偷窥</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">到</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">的。这小子,道貌岸然,居然跟我们玩阴的。我鄙夷地砸了他几个白眼:长得帅又</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">怎</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><span lang="ZH-CN">样。我很丑,可是我很男人!</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">其实,西游就是一场政治秀,一切都为了给师傅提供耀眼的政治资本,谁都知</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">道佛祖早已内定他为西天第三代领导集体的核心。一个大师兄翻几个跟头就能搞定</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">的</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">取经任务,非要劳师动众弃飞而步还弄出一大堆冠冕堂皇的理由。其实,连师傅凄</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">惨</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">的身世,都是组织上精心编造的,务求通过形象包装制造出一颗艰苦奋斗无比英雄</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">的</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">政治新星。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">我们心照不宣,谁也没有捅破这层纸。师傅照例整天宣讲他的众生平等,我们</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">照例整天体验我们的喜乐哀愁。所谓的民主自由,在我们西天考察团里行不通,何</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">况</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">我们还都是现行劳改犯:大师兄、沙师弟、白龙马,还有我,都犯过错误,组织上</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">能</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">够提供西天考察的立功机会已是皇恩浩荡了,虽然是让我们来为师傅卖命的。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">大唐百姓称我们</span>F4<span lang="ZH-CN">(</span>FOOL4<span lang="ZH-CN">,四个傻子),称师傅是大</span>S<span lang="ZH-CN">(</span>BIG SHARK<span lang="ZH-CN">),其</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">实,</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">我们比谁都聪明。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">今年玉黄临太岁,到处都有妖怪,有妖怪的地方一定有麻烦, 有麻烦那我们</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> F4</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">就有生意。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">花什么时候开是有季节的,妖怪什么时候到,却没有人知道。因此,我们四个</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">都变得神经兮兮,精神高度紧张,一点风吹草动都能让我们象兔子一样从睡眠中一</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">蹦</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">而起,药王爷菩萨诊断我们处于亚健康状态需要到马尔代夫休休假,但师傅是不管</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">的,他扔下一句话:不想干就走人,今年人才市场供给过剩,想要你们这份工作的</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">多</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">着呢,四大金刚多次托二郎神给我打招呼我都还没答应呢。有竞争就会有压力,有</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> <span lang="ZH-CN">压</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">力我们只能忍气吞声。</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> ></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">针对除妖工作,师傅的指导方针同样旗帜鲜明:有条件要上,没有条件创造条</span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> > <span lang="ZH-CN">件也要上。他的现场台词雷厉风行:徒弟们,冲</span></span><font face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'">——</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">> >> >
作者:
mhm888
时间:
2006-2-2 20:26
好搞笑的帖,哈哈哈
作者:
wpopw
时间:
2006-2-17 12:31
高手,西游成了聊斋。。。
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