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【转帖】[贴图]搞笑10大酷刑
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作者:
jianghu
时间:
2006-1-7 01:35
标题:
【转帖】[贴图]搞笑10大酷刑
[贴图]搞笑10大酷刑即日起，违反"爆笑幽默图片"版规者将由"斑竹."进行全民公审，并依法执行十大酷刑<img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/200411315440259.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">1.不按时报到超过7天者，执行第一大酷刑 －－连续坐999次过山车，看你还贪玩 <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/2004113154439402.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">2）长期潜水不肯抛头露面者，执行第二大酷刑 －－戴上铁面罩，叫你爱面子 <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/2004113154518795.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">3）毒言恶语辱骂其他板油者，执行第三大酷刑 －－强制闻屁屁，看谁放得臭 <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/200411315461528.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">4）恶意刷屏灌水超过3次者，执行第四大酷刑 －－屁股踹一脚，叫你乱尿尿 <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/2004113154721496.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">5）屡屡违犯版规不听劝告者，执行第五大酷刑 －－耳朵熨一熨，叫你不听话 <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/2004113163012663.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">6）发布A级图片猥亵笑话者，执行第六大酷刑 －－给你踩背背，往死了踩~~ <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/2004113163041748.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">7）沾花惹草四处留情者，执行第七大酷刑 －－剪去小弟弟，叫你乱泡妞 ...... <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/20041131631920.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">8）胡言乱语惹是生非者，执行第八大酷刑 －－封你的嘴巴，看你敢乱说 <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/200411316320740.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">9）胡言乱语惹是生非且不思悔改者，执行第九大酷刑 －－嘴上放炮仗，叫你还乱说…… <img src="http://www.tzi.com.cn/bbs/UploadFile/2004-11/2004113163233308.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <font color="#ff0000" size="4">10）长期看帖不回做人不厚道着，执行第十大酷刑 －－用屎烫死，我叫你不回…… <img src="http://www.fish2008.com/bbs/UploadFile/2005-8/200582819544259.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />
作者:
kacha001
时间:
2006-1-7 04:01
怕怕，不敢不回哦
作者:
天堑变通途
时间:
2006-1-7 11:26
俺以后要注意了
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