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标题: 找个好老婆,真的很难!!! [图文][17P] [打印本页]

作者: laomao1115 时间: 2005-11-14 17:58
标题: 找个好老婆,真的很难!!! [图文][17P]
<font face="黑体" color="#0000ff" size="4">1、不温柔的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/28.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 2、不忠贞的不要<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/29.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 3、不会做家务和照顾孩子的更不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/31.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 4、抽烟的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/32.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 5、喝酒的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/33.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 6、爱吃零食的也不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/34.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 7、走路拿手绢的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/35.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 8、没事儿爱挖鼻孔的不要<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/36.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 9、不懂如何化妆，把自己打扮得象个鬼似的更不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/37.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 10、野蛮的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/11.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 11、不听老公话，和老公对着干的更不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/38.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 12、不穿衣服的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/39.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 13、穿得太严实的也不要<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/40.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 14、不懂浪漫的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/41.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 15、浪漫得过了头的更不要<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/43.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 16、只知道躺在钱堆里享受的不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/44.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 17、想反过来做家长的更不要！<img src="http://newbbs.china.com/jsp/pub/staticFile/images/4043/8/31/45.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

作者: 楚儿妈 时间: 2005-11-14 18:13
哈哈！看来你只能选择要你自己了！

作者: klcz2002 时间: 2005-11-14 19:26
你就独善其身吧

作者: ealain 时间: 2005-11-14 19:40
哈哈，真挑剔。
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作者: lgbblg 时间: 2005-11-18 22:27
哈哈^_^ ^_^

作者: 豆豆龙 时间: 2005-11-20 14:37
这是哪个星球的择偶要求

作者: 天堑变通途 时间: 2005-11-20 16:04
<img src='images/smiles/agree.gif' smilietext=':agree:' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt=':agree:' /> 做梦娶媳妇好象就是这个标准

作者: 飞翔的鱼 时间: 2005-11-20 17:48
都过了光棍节了，还出来发布宣言呀。。。

作者: tiantianMOTHER 时间: 2005-11-23 09:51
（找个好老婆,真的很难!!!）不是很难，而是根本没有！

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