9．How can I forget such a beautiful girl/sexy boy?
此句在重逢某个你早已心仪的MM或GG是不妨拿来用用!
当对方还沉浸在陶醉中时，
你可以利用这段时间好好想想对方的名字！
10．I had no choice!（俺也是被逼无奈啊！）
最常用此话的要数那些被男主角逼到悬崖边上的家伙们
怎样记住这10句话？请看情景对话：
B:How can I forget such a beautiful girl? I love you!
A: Ditto!
(woman and man do something)
A&;B：Come on! Come on!
(the door open)
A&;B：Damn it!
C(shouting):What the fuc k is going on?
B:It`s none of your business!
C:You son of bitch! All rise!
B:I had no choice!
C:It`s bullshit!
(Two men beating)
中英对照的笑话
1.Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,
护士问说: 那我要如何让你知道小孩子出生了呢 ?
"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back." "I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and fly to Italy.
There was this mother who had three daughters. When the time came for each daughter to get married, she asked them, on their respective wedding days, to write home soon and tell her about their married lives.
Then it was the third daughter's wedding. Mother was anxious.
然后就剩第三个女儿，母亲焦虑的等着。
It took 4 weeks for the expected message to come through. When it did, the message was simply: "BRITISH AIRWAYS".
四个礼拜过去了，终于等到了信，里面这样写 "大英航空"。
Mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BRITISH AIRWAYS ad. At last she found one and fainted. The ad read: "TWICE A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."