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标题: 【注意】所有男人听好了,女人有话要说! [打印本页]

作者: 爱国新青年    时间: 2005-2-16 13:33
标题: 【注意】所有男人听好了,女人有话要说!
<img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_15202021517140463119718.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />   <font color="#800000">原文: <font color="#800000">所有女人听好了,男人有话要说 <font color="#0080c0"><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_1520202151714171432919.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />   妙对: <font color="#0080c0">所有男人听好了,女人有话要说 <font color="#800000"><img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_15202021517142963012420.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  不要侈望在生日、情人节、周年纪念发现完美礼物 <font color="#800000">。 <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_1520202151714421828821.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#0080c0">不要奢望生日、情人节、周年纪念可以轻易打发我们,连五一、十一、圣诞、春节我们也会记得你们滴。 <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_15202021517145462079322.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#800000">除非你想讨论打球、当兵、政治等话题,否则不要问我们在想什么! <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_15202021517146561433523.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#0080c0">除非你真正懂得教子、相夫、家务等问题,否则不要动不动说我们头发长见识短,我们在想什么你们是不会搞懂滴! <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_15202021517147811309924.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#800000">天知道今天是什么日子?我们从来不在日历上做记号! <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_1520202151714906840925.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#0080c0">不知道今天是什么日子?从今天开始你就会开始在日历上做记号滴! <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_16202021517140151258926.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#800000">大部份男人只有两双鞋,我们无法在一大堆鞋中挑出适合你衣服的一双。 <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_16202021517141402029827.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#0080c0">虽然大部份男人只有两双鞋,但不会影响你帮我在一大堆鞋中挑挑选选滴。 <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_16202021517142651384828.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#800000">我们永远不会读心术,缺乏这项能力并不能证明我们不关心你。 <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_16202021517143902942329.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#0080c0">你们可以不会读心术,缺乏这项能力也不能证明你们不关心我们,但常常交流、彼此关怀还是不能忘记滴。 <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_1620202151714515271430.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#800000">想要怎样就直说吧!巧妙的暗示没有用、强烈的暗示没有用、明显的暗示也没有用,说—出—来! <img src="http://news.xinhuanet.com/forum/2005-02/16/xinsrc_16202021517146251311131.gif" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />  <font color="#0080c0">婉转点吧!巧妙的暗示经常用、强烈的暗示天天用、明显的暗示时时用,直接说—出—来? 俺不会滴!
作者: 壮壮    时间: 2005-2-16 13:49
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