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标题: 【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃(九) [打印本页]

作者: zgl    时间: 2005-1-6 21:47
标题: 【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃(九)
<font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">麦当劳火箭 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_70.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  保时捷 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_101.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  如此平衡 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200402/20040203101943402033.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  顶级冲浪 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_118.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  西瓜的新品种 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200403/200403181355034031803.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  天外飞仙 <font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200401/20040130100043401301.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  魅力男人 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_158.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff">  飞机坠毁的原因 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_80_235.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312">  电脑终结者 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_90_85.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"> 急疹 <p align="center"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font color="#3300ff"><img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_90_88.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />
作者: 壮壮    时间: 2005-1-6 22:22
<img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/gaoxiao_90_85.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 电脑狂人
作者: 荒漠甘泉    时间: 2005-1-7 01:07
时间长了 不知会不会也变成这样.
作者: jerryhai    时间: 2005-1-7 01:51
看看你这连续贴,开怀一笑,驱散这些天的郁闷!谢谢!!




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