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标题: 【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃 [打印本页]

作者: zgl 时间: 2005-1-6 20:19
标题: 【转帖】04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃
04年最强搞笑贴子大荟萃（一） 美国的高考题 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw2078.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> [/center] 　　买彩票专用短裤 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200404/4042201.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　如此警告 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200402/20040210094504402103_.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 电脑罢工 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200402/20040217113733402171.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　机箱坏了别扔 <img src="http://photos.gznet.com/photos/1320774/1320774-E9Czbn9fEB.JPG" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> [center] 　　汽车的梦想 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200404/4041901.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　跳楼须知 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1905.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　落入凡间的仙女 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1669.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　非常智能的word <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200402/20040220103641402203.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　上个破网比上树还难 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200402/20040211094212402114.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　看看什么叫爱车 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200401/20040118104051401183.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 　　电脑的抱怨 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/200401/20040117113733401176.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

作者: zgl 时间: 2005-1-6 20:25
撞车也要看对象 <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1140.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> <img src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw2426.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

作者: sindy 时间: 2005-1-6 20:38
谁家那么铺张?

作者: 壮壮 时间: 2005-1-7 02:44
谢谢楼主,辛苦了!

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