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标题: 老婆、二奶、小蜜、小姐的区别 [打印本页]

作者: jerryhao 时间: 2004-11-25 21:54
标题: 老婆、二奶、小蜜、小姐的区别
老婆是操作系统，一旦安装，卸载十分麻烦。 <img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160492197873.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 二奶是互联网，风光无限花钱不断<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160503032607.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小蜜是桌面，只要你有兴趣，天天可以更换。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/200416051292976.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小姐是盗版软件，用时记着先杀毒<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160514631469.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 老婆是挂面汤，虽然温暖，但过于平淡<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160544973090.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 二奶是肯得基，透着洋味，吃多了又腻人。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160564478832.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小蜜是涮羊肉，吃的就是那种膻味。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160552255161.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小姐是麻辣烫，只要你能叫上的菜，都有的。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160555491819.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 老婆是字画，挂得发了黄也不能换。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160523385308.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 二奶是年历，每年都得换新的。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160531074012.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小蜜是月历，三十天的时间足够长了<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/2004160533967964.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" /> 小姐是日历，过了今天，撕了，又是新的开始。<img src="http://www.ctpt.com.cn/bbs/uploadfile/2004-1/200416054759970.jpg" border="0" onclick="javascript:window.open(this.src);" alt= style="CURSOR: pointer" onload="javascript:if(this.width>screen.width-500)this.style.width=screen.width-500;" />

作者: lmyfan 时间: 2004-12-12 09:47
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作者: 泽 时间: 2004-12-12 10:10
23用了几本历。

作者: xvjianting 时间: 2011-8-9 08:01
h啊哈哈哈哈

作者: uniscan 时间: 2011-8-9 09:22

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